Splumming

When you get really excited and you just splump

Bro I got my first ace in Rainbow six, I'm splumming!

by Sumgoodass July 25, 2018

Splumming

Another word to express excitement and joy threw metaphorical or literal release of bodily fluids.

I couldn't stop Splumming when the new trailer for Infinity war came out.

by SyphiliticTurkey June 22, 2018

update spamming

When a company notifies you of a product update that is a contrivance to send you stealth marketing spam. A cousin of "do you like our product, we love you spamming". Works on the notion of keeping a company name and product name in front of people so they can't help but think of you for future purchases. Still is annoying spam but most people are clueless so it is accepted.

Try as I might to avoid spam, I get plenty of update spamming since the masses are clueless and blindly accept it.

by Mel A Tonin February 16, 2017

Bongo-Slamming

When two males take a firm grasp of the opposing man's thighs and fervently bash butts.

An innocent fan walked into The Capitals locker room only to see the horrifying sight of Alex Ovechkin and Jamie Benn viciously bongo-slamming.

by alexovechkin September 22, 2014

Biscuit Slamming

The act of packing a can of raw biscuits up your lovers rectum with a broom handle, allowing them to marinate a few days, shitting them back out, then bake and enjoy!

Steven and Rob are having another of their famous “Biscuit Slamming” parties, and word is there will be some cream filled! Woot!

by Red monster boy March 12, 2022

Microphone Spamming

Blowing excessively into the microphone just to piss people off.

"OH GOD DAMN THAT MICROPHONE SPAMMING NERD"

"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF"

"MUTE HIM"

"FFFFFF"

by BadolzoN August 5, 2008

Ham Spamming

The act of slapping someone on the face with ones penis

After 5 minutes of ham spamming she could take no more!

by The learned Aristotle April 3, 2009