Splorp!

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Splorp! is the sound of the first spurt of cumgasm hitting a cement floor.

I was jacking off, and then "Splorp!" is what I heard!

Splorp! by USAF Cadet October 18, 2020

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Splorp

Splorp Verb pronounced: Sp-lour-p

When you spill something on yourself or somebody else, but when you check, you’re dry.
By saying Splorp, you can define that confusion and weird feeling when you spill something but nothing is affected.

*drink spills on you* AH! *you check and you’re dry* My drink just Splorped!

Splorp by THE AQUABABE March 11, 2022

Related Words

splorp • sploop • splork • shlorp • splort • splurp • splop • Splore • splorf • splorg

splorp

A NorCal slang-word used similarly to the word "jawn". A replacement for almost any noun if used correctly.

A-yo! Ya'll ninjas gots that splorp we was talkin 'bout last night?

Sorry man. Didn't mean to get all up in your splorp like that.

splorp by BlaZe2f0Ur7 October 3, 2016

Splorp

*drink is spilled* AH! *you check and you’re dry* My drink just splorped!

Splorp by THE AQUABABE March 11, 2022

splorp

splorp, (splorp) NOUN. A wet, gurgling noise, like a cow defecating.

Yossarian pulls off the bombardier's flack jacket, and 'splorp,' out spill his liver, kidneys and intestines.

splorp by Maxhole June 25, 2009

Splorp

To look at one's own explore page on Instagram.

I'd spent so long splorping I was late for my lesson.

I'm gonna splorp my insta and see what's new.

Splorp by Bignizzle June 15, 2022

splorf

Intransitive verb: to eject a liquid from the mouth (and/or nose) with considerable force as a result of uncontrollable laughter.

A good splorf is the result of a solid punchline, comment or funny action delivered with impeccable timing.

1) She took a sip of her drink just as he farted. With the bottle to her lips and a mouth full of beer she couldn't help but splorf everywhere when she staretd laughing.

2) She was laughing so hard she splorfed her drink all over the counter.

splorf by Shadowfax November 2, 2004

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026