splorg 

splorg; n.;

The contents of a container of semen that has aged for at least two years. The material should have the consistency of congealed yogurt, and smell like death.

Guy 1: Dude, your room smells like death.
Guy 2: Oh yeah, that's just my jar of splorg I've been keeping since I was 13.
Guy 1: What the fuck, man?

splorg by It's Probably Crabs December 14, 2013

splorg 

a name for an epic and dogged out car (preferably navy)

ayo, do you wanna take da splorg to walmart instead of the truck?

splorg by quesadillafeet April 23, 2021

Kim Jong-Splooge 

The man who rose to power in his nation by splooging on everybody and their families. His most famous speech was located on CallMeCarson, in which they praised the Moyai.

Carson: How did you rise to power in your country?
Kim Jong-Splooge: I splooge on everybody else!

Kim Jong-Splooge by big boy man March 2, 2019

Slorg 

Definition 1: n, Slut Whore Bag

Definition 2: v, to perform acts of a slorg nature

slorg, slorging, slorglike

What are you doing in my bed, stop acting like a slorg!

Dumb slorgs spilled Jack all over my pants!

Slorg by watchful protector October 30, 2011

Slorgan 

Arbitrary conversation filler which is factually inaccurate.

I've heard enough slorgan out of your mouth today.

Slorgan by Ranchgirls December 22, 2020

splooge stick 

When you ejaculate and the cum only dribbles out leaving you with a cum covered cock

Britney: Let me suck your salty splooge stick

splooge stick by Jon Snoooow December 3, 2015

splooge 

a sudden outbreak of jizz,or cum coming from an erect penis

i almost splooged when i saw that sexy girl

splooge by sploogman101 April 22, 2010