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To cum; to jiz on ones face; an eruption from the peinis.
After head I splooged in her face.
Sploog by Anonymous February 18, 2003
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Sploog can mean anything you want it to mean. Its just a word used in place of common words used to throw people off what you're really talking about. To make sense of it you have to listen to the context clues and how it is used that particular time.
Ex. Girl comes over your house to chill and you say "Do you sploog?" She replies with an unsure yes. The word you have replaced sploog with could be dance, strip, smoke, drink, fuck, O.D., etc.

Ex. After a good night of partying on the way home you ask your friend "Are you good?" They reply with "No. I'm splooged." The word they replaced could have been tired, sleepy, fucked up, drunk, high, drunk & high, feeling good, hungry etc.
Sploog by B6 #ODE March 24, 2012
sploog; to sling one feces at another bootyassshitcrappoopsexhole
Ryan Murray was splooged in the side of the head in isle 3 at MIchaels cause you know there shelves are full of shit
sploog by thesaurus January 22, 2005
Damn dude there was sploog all over the hotel.
Sploog by Sploogifier August 25, 2022

Sploog Nougat 

The small soft white clumps that sometimes appear in a man's sploog (semen)
Guy 1: I came on a t-shirt last night and the cum was filled with some sploog nougat
Guy 2: Huh, I've never had any sploog nougat
Sploog Nougat by BruhGator June 8, 2020

sploog vaccum 

Woman or lady that sucks up sploog
sploog vaccum by Big Stev April 13, 2021

Sploog-e 

A, usually disgusting, beverage that is mixed with a multitudes of shitty ingredients.
Man 1: Dude, this shit is gross as fuck, what is it?
Man 2: Sploog-e
Sploog-e by penis_potato June 9, 2022
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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