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sploogeball 

a game played with plungers and a decently smooth, medium sized grocery store ball, which can be purchased for about $2. set up like a mix between football, soccer, hockey, and lacrosse, players score goals and obey certain rules that have been agreed upon before commencing the game. see the <a href="www.sploogeball.tk"> splooge ball official website</a> for details
yo kids, lets play sploogeball at balleys!
sploogeball by julie monster April 23, 2004
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sploogeball 

a game in which elementary school kids run across a kickball field, as balls (kickballs are being pelted at them.
Let's play sploogeball!
sploogeball by sammE January 5, 2004

spoogeball mcgee 

A male or female who's sexuality is in question or has been known to guzzle cum.
You're such a spoogeball mcgee.
Well if it aint spooooooogeball mcgee!
You know she's a spoogeball mcgee, right?
spoogeball mcgee by Andre McCullough December 14, 2008

spongeballs 

after you have been fucking so long, your balls are spongey....
Why are you limping. I fucked Kiesha till i got spongeballs
spongeballs by larrylance December 22, 2008

spoogeball 

1.a dirty slut
2.the rest you don't want to know...
YO,SHE'S SUCH A SPOOGEBALL

Spoogeball

The game you play with your lover, when, after sex, you throw the sponge-soaked tissues from cleaning up across the room to the trash can and try to score points for making it into the can.
Andre was off his game, but Ginger scored 2 points, with a final score of 2-0 for the evening’s Spoogeball game.
Spoogeball by HotMonster65 October 19, 2025

Sploogeblast

When you cum so hard in your girl she fucking explodes and dies from the force of your ejaculation.
"Dude, did you hear Jenkins fucking Sploogeblasted his girl?"
Sploogeblast by Kingboyguy September 28, 2020
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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