Sploog

To cum; to jiz on ones face; an eruption from the peinis.

After head I splooged in her face.

by Anonymous February 18, 2003

Sploog

Sploog can mean anything you want it to mean. Its just a word used in place of common words used to throw people off what you're really talking about. To make sense of it you have to listen to the context clues and how it is used that particular time.

Ex. Girl comes over your house to chill and you say "Do you sploog?" She replies with an unsure yes. The word you have replaced sploog with could be dance, strip, smoke, drink, fuck, O.D., etc.

Ex. After a good night of partying on the way home you ask your friend "Are you good?" They reply with "No. I'm splooged." The word they replaced could have been tired, sleepy, fucked up, drunk, high, drunk & high, feeling good, hungry etc.

by B6 #ODE March 24, 2012

sploog

sploog; to sling one feces at another bootyassshitcrappoopsexhole

Ryan Murray was splooged in the side of the head in isle 3 at MIchaels cause you know there shelves are full of shit

by thesaurus January 22, 2005

Sploog

Any sort of strange viscous substance

Damn dude there was sploog all over the hotel.

by Sploogifier August 25, 2022

Sploog Nougat

The small soft white clumps that sometimes appear in a man's sploog (semen)

Guy 1: I came on a t-shirt last night and the cum was filled with some sploog nougat
Guy 2: Huh, I've never had any sploog nougat

by BruhGator June 8, 2020

sploog vaccum

Woman or lady that sucks up sploog

That chicks a sploog vaccum

by Big Stev April 13, 2021

Sploog-e

A, usually disgusting, beverage that is mixed with a multitudes of shitty ingredients.

Man 1: Dude, this shit is gross as fuck, what is it?
Man 2: Sploog-e

by penis_potato June 9, 2022