Gurkey Turkey

A Gurkey Turkey is a sexual act, which involves shoving a raw turkey leg up someone's unwipped ass
James: Man I forgot to wipe

Tom: We can do a Gurkey Turkey!
by penis_potato April 30, 2021
Get the Gurkey Turkey mug.

Sploog-e

A, usually disgusting, beverage that is mixed with a multitudes of shitty ingredients.
Man 1: Dude, this shit is gross as fuck, what is it?
Man 2: Sploog-e
by penis_potato June 10, 2022
Get the Sploog-e mug.