Definitions by penis_potato

Sploog-e

A, usually disgusting, beverage that is mixed with a multitudes of shitty ingredients.

Man 1: Dude, this shit is gross as fuck, what is it?
Man 2: Sploog-e

A Gurkey Turkey is a sexual act, which involves shoving a raw turkey leg up someone's unwipped ass

James: Man I forgot to wipe

Tom: We can do a Gurkey Turkey!