splont

Splont

Splont is a synonym for stress. Splont is a synonym for stressful, stressed, stressing are all

Jenny: The book report has been stressing me for the past week..

Mia: even I am very splonted about it.. (the repeatition of stress has been stopped and the second time it was replaced with 'splonted'.

splont by Goldey the brilliant December 1, 2021

Splont

SPLONT: n, a body of water larger than a pond, usually with lobes, that could conceivably be drained in a few days.

"He set his dinghy on the splont, to hook a fish or two..."

Splont by Skatedad September 6, 2022

Compound Splinter 

(n.) a splinter that is so big that it goes all the way through your finger, breaking the skin a second time. It really hurts.

Man #1: "Hey BChil, can you help us get these wooden steps in place in front of the stage?"
BChil: "Sure. I could really use a good compound splinter right about now..."

Compound Splinter by BChil June 29, 2015

soyuz nerushimy respublik svobodnykh splotila naveki velikaya rus

The first sentences of the USSR anthem, the best song of all. If you don't sing along with this you will be punished.
and if you don't like this song you must die.

URA!

me: soyuz nerushimy respublik svobodnykh splotila naveki velikaya rus.
entire town: Da zdravstvuet sozdannyj volej narodov edinyj, moguchij Sovetskij Soiuz!
Stalin: *Rises from the dead*.

soyuz nerushimy respublik svobodnykh splotila naveki velikaya rus by Some things have balls June 6, 2018

The Splinter Cell 

The art of Splinter Cell-ing involves entering a cubicle and graciously performing a dump, without touching the surrounding toilet floor or the toilet itself. This can be performed as a simple one-person challenge, or be used as a practical joke by remaining off the floor undetected until the next user of said cubicle enters and the surprise is released.

Jake: I just used the toilet, and felt a dripping on my head, I looked up to see Sam Fisher himself about to shit on my head
Steve: That's the best performance of The Splinter Cell ever!

The Splinter Cell by AnusManBoy June 8, 2011

Sploot 

When an animal, generally dogs, lay on their stomachs with their hind legs stretched outward or behind them

Billie fell asleep while splooting

Sploot by Milkycunt69 June 26, 2019

rotator splint 

A rotator splint is an imaginary engine part.

I'm afraid I have some bad news.
You seem to be having problems with the...rotator splint.
The engine runs good now, but not for long.

rotator splint by bj6665 June 21, 2016