Splont
Splont is a synonym for stress. Splont is a synonym for stressful, stressed, stressing are all
Splont is a synonym for stress. Splont is a synonym for stressful, stressed, stressing are all
Jenny: The book report has been stressing me for the past week..
Mia: even I am very splonted about it.. (the repeatition of stress has been stopped and the second time it was replaced with 'splonted'.
Mia: even I am very splonted about it.. (the repeatition of stress has been stopped and the second time it was replaced with 'splonted'.
by Goldey the brilliant December 1, 2021
Get the splont mug.SPLONT: n, a body of water larger than a pond, usually with lobes, that could conceivably be drained in a few days.
by Skatedad September 6, 2022
Get the Splont mug.(n.) a splinter that is so big that it goes all the way through your finger, breaking the skin a second time. It really hurts.
Man #1: "Hey BChil, can you help us get these wooden steps in place in front of the stage?"
BChil: "Sure. I could really use a good compound splinter right about now..."
BChil: "Sure. I could really use a good compound splinter right about now..."
by BChil June 29, 2015
Get the Compound Splinter mug.The first sentences of the USSR anthem, the best song of all. If you don't sing along with this you will be punished.
and if you don't like this song you must die.
URA!
and if you don't like this song you must die.
URA!
me: soyuz nerushimy respublik svobodnykh splotila naveki velikaya rus.
entire town: Da zdravstvuet sozdannyj volej narodov edinyj, moguchij Sovetskij Soiuz!
Stalin: *Rises from the dead*.
entire town: Da zdravstvuet sozdannyj volej narodov edinyj, moguchij Sovetskij Soiuz!
Stalin: *Rises from the dead*.
by Some things have balls June 6, 2018
Get the soyuz nerushimy respublik svobodnykh splotila naveki velikaya rus mug.The art of Splinter Cell-ing involves entering a cubicle and graciously performing a dump, without touching the surrounding toilet floor or the toilet itself. This can be performed as a simple one-person challenge, or be used as a practical joke by remaining off the floor undetected until the next user of said cubicle enters and the surprise is released.
Jake: I just used the toilet, and felt a dripping on my head, I looked up to see Sam Fisher himself about to shit on my head
Steve: That's the best performance of The Splinter Cell ever!
Steve: That's the best performance of The Splinter Cell ever!
by AnusManBoy June 8, 2011
Get the The Splinter Cell mug.When an animal, generally dogs, lay on their stomachs with their hind legs stretched outward or behind them
by Milkycunt69 June 26, 2019
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You seem to be having problems with the...rotator splint.
The engine runs good now, but not for long.
You seem to be having problems with the...rotator splint.
The engine runs good now, but not for long.
by bj6665 June 21, 2016
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