soyuz

A retard who cant spell and makes no sense.

Usually found on Bfnation.

by OHNO3S!!! April 01, 2005

Soyuz

The Russian word for Union, and is also a rocket program still used today.

The Soyuz rocket is better than the Appolo program.

by Maxim the Kurwanator February 11, 2017

Sovetskiy Soyuz!

The end of the first verse of the Soviet Anthem. It means Soviet Union in Russian.

Soyuz nerushimy respublik svobodnykh splotila naveki velikaya rus'! Da zdravstuvet sozdanny volej narodov edenjy maguchj SOVETSKIY SOYUZ!!!!

by Jqoi Zunderlat October 12, 2020

Soyuz Rocket

A shit that flies out effortlessly, like a perfect take off of a rocket off to space. Usually angular and aerodynamically inclined.

"That turd flew out like a Soyuz Rocket, I feel loads better now"

by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016

soyuz nerushimy respublik svobodnykh splotila naveki velikaya rus

The first sentences of the USSR anthem, the best song of all. If you don't sing along with this you will be punished.
and if you don't like this song you must die.

URA!

me: soyuz nerushimy respublik svobodnykh splotila naveki velikaya rus.
entire town: Da zdravstvuet sozdannyj volej narodov edinyj, moguchij Sovetskij Soiuz!
Stalin: *Rises from the dead*.

by Some things have balls May 18, 2018

Soyuz

Person you would think has absolutely no chance pulling bitches. But casually pulls 10/10s

Did you see Josh pull that baddy. She's so out of his league. What a Soyuz!!!

by NotInBoot November 21, 2023