sploot

As milk ages, and curdles, it releases gas. If in a tight container, such as a milk jug, pressure will build up until the top explodes outward, creating a "sploot."

DAMN DUDE. That shit just splooted outta nowhere!

by Blazaga June 24, 2006

sploot

To leave tread marks in one's underwear

Ah, jeez! Dean splooted in his drawers again!

by Steviedee January 30, 2004

sploot

the sudden burst of any bodily fluid at any given moment.

I was sitting on the bus when i felt a rush of liquid falling out of my rectem, this is when i realized i splooted all over myself.

by Swimming with fetus February 24, 2006

sploot

Sploot is the descriptive word explaining what happens when you press down with your finger on a marble, or squeeze soap between two hands forcing it to shoot out.

Splooting was coined in the 50's in Bristol by international set and stage designer Rodney Ford

"The chicken splooted out the egg with ease"

"The soap bar skidded across the floor after splooting from my hands"

by Liam April 03, 2007

sploot

An affair between to married bisexuals of the same sex.

I think tony is having a sploot with the milkman

by EC May 18, 2003

sploot

Sploot can be used for anything such ass

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Fuck you son of a sploot wanking fuck dog

i raped ure sploot

she was like im cummin cummin SPLOOT OH GOD YES

Ye split me open oh joy jolly splootin of ye

Sploot Dun dun dun SPLOOT oh oh ya FUCK ME U SPLOOT DOG

i splooted my manjiuce all over her slootin sploot hole

OMG I FUCKING SPLOOTED ALL OVER MY FUCK DOG SHIT FUCK GANG MEasdfasdfasdf

by The Sploot DOG www.touchofdeath.tk January 27, 2005

Sploot

When an animal, generally dogs, lay on their stomachs with their hind legs stretched outward or behind them

Billie fell asleep while splooting

by Milkycunt69 June 27, 2019