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Splitware 

Splitware refers to a controversial business practice in the software and video game development industry where a developer intentionally removes or withholds significant features or content from the final version of their product with the intent of releasing it separately as paid downloadable content (DLC). This practice is often perceived as a marketing strategy aimed at maximizing profits by monetizing features that would traditionally be included in the base product.
The gaming community was outraged when they discovered that the highly anticipated game had been tainted by splitware tactics, as essential gameplay elements were only available through paid DLC.
Splitware by PCA963 October 24, 2023
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shitware 

Synonym for spyware, adware, and any other poorly designed and useless software.
Joe: My computer is f*cked up.
Frank: That's because you've got all that shitware on there.
shitware by Urban Dictionary March 2, 2005
a female spitfire; a female who is very active and motivated
Alexis is always on the ball, a real splitfire.
splitfire by Snoopy Pugh April 17, 2008

splitgate 

Why are you looking for Splitgate here instead of Wikipedia? Anyways, Splitgate (known during development under the working title Splitgate: Arena Warfare) is a free-to-play multiplayer first-person shooter video game developed and published by 1047 Games. It was released on July 13, 2021 for Linux and Microsoft Windows on Steam, Xbox One, Xbox Series X/S, PlayStation 4, and PlayStation 5. The game revolves around Halo-inspired sci-fi combat in battle arenas where players can create wormhole portals between two points on the map that have been compared to those of the Portal series, and fire weapons or travel through those portals.
Dave: Bro, have you tried Splitgate yet? It’s so fun!

Freddy: No. What is it about?

Dave: It is a free-to-play first person shooter with portals.

Freddy: That sounds awesome!

splitarse 

A female. Derived from the fact that they possess a split and an arse.

Splitgate 

If Halo and Portal had a baby and it was free to play.

(Play the game, it's fun)
Person 1: Hey! Want to play Splitgate?

Person 2: The Halo x Portal crossover?

Person 1: Yeah, that one.
Splitgate by APEX was taken... August 5, 2021

Splitage 

The art of splitting up a group of people by walking through them.

1 point if you split them up as they come towards you.
2 points if you split them up and they are holding hands.
3 points if you split them up and they are walking in the same direction as you.

BEST DONE IN SHOPPING CENTRES
Person 1: Did you see the splitage i just pulled on that old couple?
Person 2: Yeah but my splitage from behind was better.
Splitage by sezmac May 3, 2010