by Snoopy Pugh April 17, 2008
Get the splitfire mug.When a guys pisses dual streams out of his penis. Generally, said individual has dried ejaculate on the tip of his dick causing such effect. The effect is short lived as the stream will weaken and dissolve the dried spunk. Named after the popular spark plug model.
Dude 1: Control your piss, it's getting everywhere.
Dude 2: Sorry man, I have a splitfire going on here.
Dude 2: Sorry man, I have a splitfire going on here.
by The Traxmaster2 January 8, 2012
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by KikiMiki January 12, 2008
Get the solitaire confinement mug.When one starts playing computer solitaire (or any variation played on the computer) and is unable to stop playing until they have won. Most frustrating when you cannot win. Also equally frustrating when you have won and you want to win more causing a continuous cycle or loop.
Mom: Johnny, dinner's ready!
Johnny: I can't come down yet, I'm stuck in a solitaire loop!
Person 1: Hey how come you aren't responding to my message?
Person 2: Sorry I'm stuck in a solitaire loop.
Johnny: I can't come down yet, I'm stuck in a solitaire loop!
Person 1: Hey how come you aren't responding to my message?
Person 2: Sorry I'm stuck in a solitaire loop.
by ALF613 March 20, 2010
Get the Solitaire Loop mug.Flipping through the deck over and over while playing the card game Solitaire even though there are no more moves available, denying that you have lost even though you already know it.
Guy #1: Dude, you've gone through the deck 3 times already. Give it up, you've lost.
Guy #2: ...So I have. I'm in solitaire denial again.
Guy #2: ...So I have. I'm in solitaire denial again.
by Nottel Inyu May 30, 2010
Get the solitaire denial mug.1. Hey Neil, let's go splitsies on a case of beer.
2. Kate, you still need to pay your splitsies from last weekend.
2. Kate, you still need to pay your splitsies from last weekend.
by Katie McIntyre December 3, 2005
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