splitfire

a female spitfire; a female who is very active and motivated

Alexis is always on the ball, a real splitfire.

splitfire by Snoopy Pugh April 17, 2008

Splitfire

When a guys pisses dual streams out of his penis. Generally, said individual has dried ejaculate on the tip of his dick causing such effect. The effect is short lived as the stream will weaken and dissolve the dried spunk. Named after the popular spark plug model.

Dude 1: Control your piss, it's getting everywhere.

Dude 2: Sorry man, I have a splitfire going on here.

Splitfire by The Traxmaster2 January 8, 2012

solitaire confinement 

When you have no internet and all you can do all day long is play solitaire.

When Mom took away my network card, I was in solitaire confinement for a week.

solitaire confinement by KikiMiki January 12, 2008

Solitaire Loop 

When one starts playing computer solitaire (or any variation played on the computer) and is unable to stop playing until they have won. Most frustrating when you cannot win. Also equally frustrating when you have won and you want to win more causing a continuous cycle or loop.

Mom: Johnny, dinner's ready!
Johnny: I can't come down yet, I'm stuck in a solitaire loop!

Person 1: Hey how come you aren't responding to my message?
Person 2: Sorry I'm stuck in a solitaire loop.

Solitaire Loop by ALF613 March 20, 2010

solitaire denial

Flipping through the deck over and over while playing the card game Solitaire even though there are no more moves available, denying that you have lost even though you already know it.

Guy #1: Dude, you've gone through the deck 3 times already. Give it up, you've lost.
Guy #2: ...So I have. I'm in solitaire denial again.

solitaire denial by Nottel Inyu May 30, 2010

splitsies

1. the act of paying half of something.
2. a shared cost

1. Hey Neil, let's go splitsies on a case of beer.

2. Kate, you still need to pay your splitsies from last weekend.

splitsies by Katie McIntyre December 3, 2005

Solitaire 

The one-person card game, played far more often on the computer than with actual cards.

He can win at Solitaire on the computer.

Solitaire by Diggity Monkeez April 25, 2005