splitfire

a female spitfire; a female who is very active and motivated

Alexis is always on the ball, a real splitfire.

by Snoopy Pugh April 17, 2008

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Splitfire

When a guys pisses dual streams out of his penis. Generally, said individual has dried ejaculate on the tip of his dick causing such effect. The effect is short lived as the stream will weaken and dissolve the dried spunk. Named after the popular spark plug model.

Dude 1: Control your piss, it's getting everywhere.

Dude 2: Sorry man, I have a splitfire going on here.

by The Traxmaster2 January 8, 2012

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solitaire confinement

When you have no internet and all you can do all day long is play solitaire.

When Mom took away my network card, I was in solitaire confinement for a week.

by KikiMiki January 12, 2008

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Solitaire Loop

When one starts playing computer solitaire (or any variation played on the computer) and is unable to stop playing until they have won. Most frustrating when you cannot win. Also equally frustrating when you have won and you want to win more causing a continuous cycle or loop.

Mom: Johnny, dinner's ready!
Johnny: I can't come down yet, I'm stuck in a solitaire loop!

Person 1: Hey how come you aren't responding to my message?
Person 2: Sorry I'm stuck in a solitaire loop.

by ALF613 March 20, 2010

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solitaire denial

Flipping through the deck over and over while playing the card game Solitaire even though there are no more moves available, denying that you have lost even though you already know it.

Guy #1: Dude, you've gone through the deck 3 times already. Give it up, you've lost.
Guy #2: ...So I have. I'm in solitaire denial again.

by Nottel Inyu May 30, 2010

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