Split Second Splits 

Doing the splits quickly and unexpectedly; without warning

(On the ski slope)

Ragnar: Woa, I hate skis!

Nathan: Now why would you say that?

Ragnar: I just did the split second splits!

Split Second Splits by erzebet333 July 25, 2010

split second 

1.) n. Jargon for an almost instant moment of time that often is used to describe a situation that won't take a lengthy amount of time.

2.) adj. Very rapid or accurate.

1.) I'll be downstairs in a split second.

2.) In a split second, Maverick was hit by a car and was killed.

split second by The White Phantom June 13, 2011

Split Second 

A racing reality show that you can either:
Put a ship down your enemies, crash a plane to eliminate your rivals, detonate a warehouse, cause a landslide, throw a truck, destroy a bridge, fall a chimney, explode a gas station and among others.

The game was created by the same creators of Frozen, Sophia the First, Mickey Mouse and others.

Just how much Split Second spent to make this race?
How many people were killed doing the stunts?

Split Second by Kay Tutan Tayo December 10, 2018

Split second cranberry sauce 

Quite honestly just canned cranberry sauce

Wanna watch me make my split second cranberry sauce? To late you blinked

Split second cranberry sauce by Little UnderLord November 25, 2023

I may be two-tenths of a split-second late 

A playfully-overprecise remark that you tell someone to let him know that you may be briefly delayed in meeting up with him, and so he should simply wait for you if you don't arrive at precisely the moment when you said you would.

Cool dude, texting to his buddy on his smart-phone as he's hurriedly scuttling along the downtown sidewalk: "I've had a last-minute errand that I gotta run real quick, so I may be two-tenths of a split-second late --- no worries, though, Bro --- I'll still shoot some hoops wif youse, just as I promised."

I may be two-tenths of a split-second late by QuacksO October 2, 2018

sloppy split seconds

The act of having sex with a woman soon after 2 previous partners has had sex with her. Traditionally used in relation to more than one man double penetrating or having vaginal intercourse and/or anal intercourse with a woman within a short period of time. The implied scenario is that after a period of intercourse, the first 2 males ejaculates, depositing semen in the vagina and/or bootyhole, and then withdraws, followed immediately by a 3rd male who engages in intercourse with the same woman, making it more sloppier and faster. 3 men running a train on a woman can also qualify as sloppy split seconds.

I go first because I hate sloppy seconds, especially sloppy split seconds.

sloppy split seconds by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant March 28, 2009

splitsecond split 

Changing relationship status in facebook and removing the notification from the time-line in a split second so that your friends won't ask you why went from married to single.

"Joyce is no longer in a relationship"...Now click "Remove" on the notification in a split second before anyone reads about the change! That is a splitsecond split.

splitsecond split by Lucita Jones April 18, 2010