Splexi 

Splendidly sexy splexi use to discribe a person who is almost perfectly sexy or flawlessly sexy.

Kera is so splexi she could get any guy she wants.

Splexi by ray_buu January 9, 2008

Slexie 

The couple Lexie/Mark from the fictional hit drama, Grey's Anatomy. They've broken up two times: when Mark's pregnant daughter showed up and when he told her that Callie was pregnant with his baby.The characters are portrayed by Chyler Leigh (Lexie Grey) and Eric Dane (Mark Sloan).

Slexie Lexie quote: "Teach me."
Slexie Mark quote: “You think you broke me Little Grey? You’re the one who put me back together.”

Example: IF SLEXIE DOESN'T GET BACK TOGETHER, I THINK A PART OF ME WILL DIE A LITTLE.

Slexie by kaputization October 27, 2011

Spleringe 

A needle shaped dick that is exceedingly skinny. So skinny in fact that it is capable of discharging in ears and nostrils without being detected.

Yeah bro we gotta kick this guys ass, he totally assaulted us on that camping trip with his little tiny spleringe.

Spleringe by Ranchgirls December 13, 2020

Joke-slexia 

A subconscious inability to remember jokes or tell jokes, in part or completely, due to the fact that telling jokes brings joy and happiness to others.

B/A: C'mon tell us a joke

C: I can't, its impossible.

Joke-slexia by foug January 12, 2005

splenis 

A splinter in one's penis.

Anthony: "Sir, can you help me? I have a splenis!"
Matt: "What the hell is a splenis?"
Anthony: "It's a splinter... in my penis."
Matt: "DAMN SON"

splenis by sp53 January 6, 2009

spexican 

When a person cannot be distinguished between a Spaniard or Mexican.

Damien - "Hey Juan, what nationality are you?"
Juan - "My madre is Spanish, but my padre is Mexican."
Damien - "Oh then you are a Spexican."

spexican by MikeHuntAndJackMehoff November 21, 2016

splexed out 

When someone is not in the normal state of mind, but instead passing out you are just in an altered state of mind.

I meditated until I splexed out.
I smoked too much weed and splexed out.

splexed out by minejunge February 26, 2020