foug's definitions

Mailbot

its outer hull was forged in the fires of kabul as a symbol of independence. this innocent atv actually contains a fusion reactor capable of running continuously and autonimously. codenamed "harvey", only 2 units have been deployed since its induction.

Vistors - what is that????
Noid - our saviour
C - it's people like you is why we will side with the machines

by Foug March 12, 2005

Sacred Roll

1) While visiting a foreign bathroom; Finding that last roll of ass wipe under the bathroom counter as you penguin walk from the toilet, panicked that you will be exposed by having to ask for a fresh roll.

2) When cash is real low, the last roll in the house, that must be rationed carefully and used for emergencies only. (No doubling up)

Foug: Hey, you got anymore shit paper?
C: I don't know, wait here last one man.
Foug: ahh, Sacred Roll

by foug January 11, 2005

Route, The

The official term used to describe the invasive and harassing act of planning a defined series of checkpoints to discretely obtain the whereabouts of particular individuals.

Heather: I am bored, lets find out what those guys are doing?

Kate: *breathing heavily*. Lets Do the Route!! Joe's house first. *breathing continues, heavily*

by foug January 11, 2005

netvoidence

Taking bradvoidence to the virtual world.

Noid: its him quick i'll meet you in the secret channel.

Snowman: roger dodger 2 by 4

by foug January 11, 2005

Guys Guys Guys

Greeting used often by overzealous lebanese guys. Is often accompied by a tour of the new apartment and mass quanties of 7-uP.

*door knocks*
Flying Star - Hello?
Noid - it's us
*door opens*
Flying Star - Guys Guys Guys

by foug January 11, 2005

bodyslide

a 30 service offered where the masseuse rubs her boobs all over you and often followed by the "release"

*neud reversi extra*

Masseuse - you wannt reversi? $30
Shameless - just the bodyslide

by foug January 11, 2005

Couch Swapping

The scheduled sleeping arrangement at the 1081 complex to provided minimal back problems in later years. Based entirely on the honour system or who is more wasted and can't move system.

C: Its your turn on the long couch man.
___________________
C: Kev?

Kev: *the all knowing eye

C: *fear.

by foug January 11, 2005