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Foug Roll

1) The annoying use of the word roll to describe the home baked products similar to buns. (cold cuts is another such word)

2)A technique of 'dissapating' one's weight over a large amount of snow to avoid sinking in. At the same time rolling forward to gain momentum and travel to one's destination.
A: What is he doing?
C: Looks like rolling? Trying to dissapate his weight.
A: I think you mean distribute.
C: yea, what you said.
by foug January 12, 2005
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Too Fancy

Trying to get yourself out of a ptf situation by generally pulling a mogilny but ultimatly failing in the end.
Commentator 1: Forsberg tries to deke.... Big Hit! Too fancy forsberg
by foug June 13, 2003
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PTF

CDawg: um foug...
Fug: WTF!!!!
2 Hours Later..
Fug: Woo I just got half a slice of pizza for $20
Rayjammer: The legend continues..
by Foug September 2, 2003
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Joke-slexia

A subconscious inability to remember jokes or tell jokes, in part or completely, due to the fact that telling jokes brings joy and happiness to others.
B/A: C'mon tell us a joke

C: I can't, its impossible.
by foug January 12, 2005
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Convergeys

An "Organization" which presents itself as a solution to the world's Billing/Customer Care Company needs.

Just look at there motto: "Convergys helps you follow the first rule of business: Take care of your customers or your competitors will."

This evil empire is the #1 reason for a Better Buisness Bureau. Not only do they claim to up the bottom dollar of a company who hires them, they do it. Of course at the expense of the employee. Starting with hiring students who will work for less, then the long hours 3 am to all night. Followed by a flawed tracking system which forces bad stats unless you actually have a phone wired into your head. (Don't try this at home) And if that isn't enough at during weakly meetings at least one dumass on every "team" will have so much complainnig to do they may as well write a book.
Leroy: are you going to quit school Billy?

Billy: Of course why wouldn't I ?

Leroy: Convergys !
by Foug January 13, 2005
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Tim's Collection

The collection and distribution of what can only be an estimated number in the thousands of Tim Hortons cups that reached out to cover much of the garage storage space. The exact number will never be known but it can be assured this collection was due to the hard work of many. Literally thousand of dollars were 'poured into' or 'pissed out of' this venture.
Ed: I knocked it over. Its spilling what the fuck?
Code: Musta been foug's there's still hot chocolate in it.
A: Figures
by foug January 12, 2005
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Demotion

When you go from one life style to a lesser one. When you lose something you had, or just ptfed.
Noid: Where do I sleep?
Sis: On the floor matress in the cats room
by foug June 18, 2003
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