foug's definitions

Fagnet

The attraction of homosexuals to a hetrosexual male.

This guy asked to show me mine again.
Really that's sick.
Yea, I'm a fagnet.
True,

by foug March 25, 2003

Gut Roti

When you got those awful stomach pains often brought on by hunger, contraban intake, or bad hot food. Its the most horrific feeling one can have, like eating wiped ass.

Snowman: Arena Pizza
Yonoid: No way the food there gives gut roti

by Foug April 3, 2003

Couch Swapping

The scheduled sleeping arrangement at the 1081 complex to provided minimal back problems in later years. Based entirely on the honour system or who is more wasted and can't move system.

C: Its your turn on the long couch man.
___________________
C: Kev?

Kev: *the all knowing eye

C: *fear.

by foug January 11, 2005

Slicin the Pie

1. Using a slicing device to divide the baked good into equal servings for the eaters.
2. Using a buring device to divide the bowled goods into equal servings for the smokers.

Only 1/3 of the bowl was burned by each council member to avoid wiping any ass.

by foug March 30, 2003

Joesph, the

1) Being the big man.
2) An elaborate attempt to create a dazzling display of evasion and tactics taking up a great deal of time and effort (for both the on-looker and performer) only to end in utter and complete failure. Painful to watch in many cases.

Hiding out at a safe-house with a future-girlfriend only to be busted by your then current-girlfriend in a humilating scene in front of friends and onlookers.

Meg: Can I speak with you outside
Kev: he pulled a Joesph
Ed: Too fancy
C: anyone for orange juice?
Joe: sorry ed.

by foug January 17, 2005

sorry ed

overused phrase that is better left unsaid for the betterment of the group. often used in situations that are not deemed necessary. unwarranted use is often dealt with severly followed by pay up!

*earlier in bar*
Sara - nice to see you , sorry ed
*later in car*
Noid - I can't drive
Sara - I can drive
*repeat line above 3 times followed by 5 minutes of silence

by foug June 10, 2006

brockville

a desolate community located near the end of the journey, used to promote the big harv hot food to attract unsuspecting travellers. Citizens are identified by numbers because at last count, 75% of the population is called brock

Noid - we are running out of gas we need ti fill up at next exit
snow - whats that sign?
Tycho - floping Brockville
C - Drive on!

by foug January 13, 2005