foug's definitions

Fagnet

The attraction of homosexuals to a hetrosexual male.

This guy asked to show me mine again.
Really that's sick.
Yea, I'm a fagnet.
True,

by foug March 25, 2003

Don't judge me!

1st appeared in the year 2000. Is used to avoid dirty/confused looks after expressing ones opinion.

objectionars rarely intervenes once this quote is uttered, in fear of offending you.

C - argh just end it
A - ??
C - *raises finger in air* don't judge me! ...
K - waa

by foug January 17, 2005

Slicin the Pie

1. Using a slicing device to divide the baked good into equal servings for the eaters.
2. Using a buring device to divide the bowled goods into equal servings for the smokers.

Only 1/3 of the bowl was burned by each council member to avoid wiping any ass.

by foug March 30, 2003

choco penis

Exactly like it looks like it is, a chocolate penis.

Matt Doyle lovvvvess the chocolate penis'. They are a rare item to stay uneaten, like other snacks he encounters.

by foug December 15, 2003

Small Talk

Useless and unnecessary conversation attempted to fill the silence in an awkward situation. Commonly backfires into feelings of loneliness and social discomfort. Usually is intiated by comments regarding the current weather, weather pattern of the past/future few days or major weather disturbances in the recent past.

Gas Man: Nice weather, if you're a duck.
Noid: uh, You over pumped.
Gas Man: So I did, I'll only charge you what you asked for.
C: Your small talk just cost you $1.37.
Noid: Drive On

by foug January 11, 2005

Garage-tanamo

The garage, if necessary can be transformed into a high security facility with various levels of stacked prison cells secured with a metal/wire enclosure gate. Inmates are not typically held against their will and find the time in captivity reflective and important to their continued survival in the social atmosphere. Self esteem may be bolstered or diminished during these periods of self-detainment.

Kev: He's in there, quick put up the gate.

C: We'll just let him cool off in there awhile.

by foug January 11, 2005

foug facts

A fact delivered, typically out of context or awkwardly, that is usually mistruen or completely false. The claim(s) is largely 'supported' through word of mouth by personal sources.

Foug: The chlorine level found in Halifax's water supply is 0.0017ppm.

Group" *stunned.

Foug: My dad said so.

by foug January 29, 2005