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Joke-slexia

A subconscious inability to remember jokes or tell jokes, in part or completely, due to the fact that telling jokes brings joy and happiness to others.
B/A: C'mon tell us a joke

C: I can't, its impossible.
by foug January 12, 2005
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Convergeys

An "Organization" which presents itself as a solution to the world's Billing/Customer Care Company needs.

Just look at there motto: "Convergys helps you follow the first rule of business: Take care of your customers or your competitors will."

This evil empire is the #1 reason for a Better Buisness Bureau. Not only do they claim to up the bottom dollar of a company who hires them, they do it. Of course at the expense of the employee. Starting with hiring students who will work for less, then the long hours 3 am to all night. Followed by a flawed tracking system which forces bad stats unless you actually have a phone wired into your head. (Don't try this at home) And if that isn't enough at during weakly meetings at least one dumass on every "team" will have so much complainnig to do they may as well write a book.
Leroy: are you going to quit school Billy?

Billy: Of course why wouldn't I ?

Leroy: Convergys !
by Foug January 13, 2005
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goinG herO

the ability to move with superhuman skills to avoid ptf situation. able to change the tide in seconds upon going hero, warning is not for everyone, unskilled individuals often find themselves mogilnyed by.
noiD - look out you just joseph
c - don't worry
group - *chants* "goinG herO"
herO - hello mooon
by foug January 16, 2005
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Mailbot

its outer hull was forged in the fires of kabul as a symbol of independence. this innocent atv actually contains a fusion reactor capable of running continuously and autonimously. codenamed "harvey", only 2 units have been deployed since its induction.
Vistors - what is that????
Noid - our saviour
C - it's people like you is why we will side with the machines
by Foug March 12, 2005
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bradar

When an obgect/person slips under the visual spectrum.
Bradar is down, mogilny out
by Foug July 4, 2003
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Giddy Up

When your just on your way, not just a travel destination but just anywhere.
When something is just going your way!
by Foug March 28, 2003
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Foug Roll

1) The annoying use of the word roll to describe the home baked products similar to buns. (cold cuts is another such word)

2)A technique of 'dissapating' one's weight over a large amount of snow to avoid sinking in. At the same time rolling forward to gain momentum and travel to one's destination.
A: What is he doing?
C: Looks like rolling? Trying to dissapate his weight.
A: I think you mean distribute.
C: yea, what you said.
by foug January 12, 2005
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