foug's definitions

Tim's Collection

The collection and distribution of what can only be an estimated number in the thousands of Tim Hortons cups that reached out to cover much of the garage storage space. The exact number will never be known but it can be assured this collection was due to the hard work of many. Literally thousand of dollars were 'poured into' or 'pissed out of' this venture.

Ed: I knocked it over. Its spilling what the fuck?
Code: Musta been foug's there's still hot chocolate in it.
A: Figures

by foug January 12, 2005

Demotion

When you go from one life style to a lesser one. When you lose something you had, or just ptfed.

Noid: Where do I sleep?
Sis: On the floor matress in the cats room

by foug June 18, 2003

Joke-slexia

A subconscious inability to remember jokes or tell jokes, in part or completely, due to the fact that telling jokes brings joy and happiness to others.

B/A: C'mon tell us a joke

C: I can't, its impossible.

by foug January 12, 2005

PTF

When the secret of PTF is discovered.

CDawg: um foug...
Fug: WTF!!!!
2 Hours Later..
Fug: Woo I just got half a slice of pizza for $20
Rayjammer: The legend continues..

by Foug September 2, 2003

FFA

1. Free For All
2. The Snowman's lazied way of stating definition one.

Coady: Should we play Halo?
Snowman: FFA!!

by foug March 24, 2003

foug dance

An almost tribal form of dance and done under hazed conditions, near hallucination. Robotic movements and thumbs up are key steps in this form of drunken or bong induced expression.

Noid: Stop, you're sketching me out.
C: dance dance revolution

by foug January 11, 2005

jerking

The directory containing the finest and highest quality self pleasuring images to stimulate the lonely and isolated soul.

Jon: Can you believe that he has a directory named Jerking?
C: Well he is stuck up here all by himself

by foug September 25, 2003