Splexia

A sexual transmitted medical condition in which semen is produce with a grainy texture.

Man I hooked up with Jessica last week and I think she gave me Splexia, my nut feels like sandpaper coming out.

by fkbeaxhesgetmxney September 7, 2022

Joke-slexia

A subconscious inability to remember jokes or tell jokes, in part or completely, due to the fact that telling jokes brings joy and happiness to others.

B/A: C'mon tell us a joke

C: I can't, its impossible.

by foug January 12, 2005

Splexi

Splendidly sexy splexi use to discribe a person who is almost perfectly sexy or flawlessly sexy.

Kera is so splexi she could get any guy she wants.

by ray_buu January 9, 2008

anal splexing

when the anus is properly splexed for over 6 minutes

that was a nice anal splexing session

by splexmaster October 8, 2017

Spexial

A highly intellectual person, that knows oranges are the far superior fruit in any form, be it juice, fruit, etc.

Look at that spack eating an apple, they ain't spexial at all.

by OrangeMan77 July 22, 2020