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To flex your butt-hole when you take a shit.
Darrell splexed when taking a shit.
Splex by JEffery October 15, 2012
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The godfather of sword fighting this kid has gone 100-35 in rally’s he could bend you over and smack you but this dude is afraid of one thing thewiseone236 if you see this man run
Splex just clapped me
Splex by Spelix does the 7-0 July 21, 2019

spleens the cat 

Florida man's pet cat, also featured on Gray Still Plays in his sims videos, along with her good friend Tonsils.
You don't like Spleens the cat?!?!?!?!
spleens the cat by Ana.Love-Cathrine November 18, 2019
The couple Lexie/Mark from the fictional hit drama, Grey's Anatomy. They've broken up two times: when Mark's pregnant daughter showed up and when he told her that Callie was pregnant with his baby.The characters are portrayed by Chyler Leigh (Lexie Grey) and Eric Dane (Mark Sloan).
Slexie Lexie quote: "Teach me."
Slexie Mark quote: “You think you broke me Little Grey? You’re the one who put me back together.”

Example: IF SLEXIE DOESN'T GET BACK TOGETHER, I THINK A PART OF ME WILL DIE A LITTLE.
Slexie by kaputization October 27, 2011
A cat on every drug and has every Disease and slave to graystillplays
Who’s a good kitty spleens
(Demonic Noises)
Oh
Spleens by Spleens March 28, 2020

HOPPY HOLLOW SPLEEN

WHEN YOU HOP AROUND LIKE A JUNGLE BUNNY ON HOLLOWS EVE BEKUZ YOU TRIK OR TREATED IN THE GHETTO AND YOU GOT A NEEDLE STUCK IN YOUR SPLEEN KUZ SOME FOOL PUT IT IN YOUR BIT O HUNNY THATS WHAT HAPPENS ON HOPPY HOLLOW SPLEEN
OWW MY GUT HURTS IT MUST BE HOPPY HOLLOW SPLEEN AGAIN DAM CRACK HEADS POISOND MY TREATS AGAIN CRAZY SPOOKS
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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