Splenga 

A game in which while smoking a spliff between two or more people, the ash remains intact causing the smokers to smoke said spliff vertically. Then once the ash falls onto someone and/or in their mouth or eyes the other players yell "Splenga!" as if they were playing "Jenga". There are no winners in Splenga, only losers.

"Last night we played Splenga with Timmy, he got ash in his eye twice!"

Splenga by BigPinkSocks March 2, 2010

splenda papa 

A man who wants to be a sugar daddy but is most definitely past his prime, cheep as hell, lies about being great in bed, and looks like your recently deceased grandfather.

Woooow, bill is a sugar daddy?

Nope, he's a Splenda papa. Too old and cheep to be supplying sugar.

splenda papa by Roryroryrorai12345717 March 21, 2016

Splenda Daddy

A term coined by Cindy B. Gilbert to describe a broke man attempting to be a sugar daddy.

(Other artificial sweetener brands suffice as well for this term.)

Jessica: Hey did you here about that gold digger dude Michael's dating?
Cindy: Ha, Michael having a bae.. funny...but seriously bro, no worries there, Michael is such a Splenda Daddy.
Jessica: Whaddya' mean?
Cindy: Everyone knows Michael's broke af.

Splenda Daddy by Redheadedamericangirl December 19, 2015

splentastic 

A word that is between splendid and fantastic, but it isn't one of them. It is the high feeling of feeling or seeing something splendid and fantastic. Also is not either one word ,it is both

1.)This is a splentastic day.
2.)I feel splentastic.
3.)You look splentatsic

splentastic by Mailyn April 9, 2015

spengaloid 

a fucking annoying prick who complains at everything.

Oh Diana is such a spengaloid, always trying to piss me off

spengaloid by DumbCunt273 June 13, 2018

Splenda Baby 

Looks like sugar, tastes like sugar, but is "sugar" free.

Takes gifts and money and gives little or nothing in return.

Bought that bitch a Gucci purse and a pony and didn't even get a goodnight kiss. What a damn Splenda Baby!

Splenda Baby by m2dirty September 13, 2011

Splenda

Artificial sweetener. The packet says it tastes like sugar, but it actually tastes like pencils.

Barista: Would you like some Splenda in your latte?

Customer: No! I freaking hate Splenda! It tastes like pencils! Why are you putting pencils in my latte?

Splenda by huntbastianist1 April 17, 2013