Spleeg

When a homeless cripple gives you a footjob.

This dude in the red line today totally gave me a Spleeg without even asking first.

by Someguyovitch October 1, 2017

Spleeg

An invisible imaginary creature that manifests in the home's of bored children and adults.

A mischievous thing that likes to have fun by playing harmless tricks on people or doing things they are not supposed to do.

A Spleeg is not able or likely to cause harm to any living thing.

A Spleeg is welcome in most English home's and is usually a source of joy and endless entertainment for the fun and young at heart.

If the Spleeg is unlucky enough to appear to anyone averse or stodgy, they are a temporary minor inconvenience at worst and will normally move on when no attention is given.

" Henry wouldn't get dressed this morning, He was too busy chasing the Spleeg around the dining table"

" Ryan didn't really want a beer but the Spleeg said "meh,why not "

by Frosty badgers December 26, 2021

spleeg

An imaginary drug that is used by only the most superfly of people. it will also scare ones girlfriend into thinking it is a real drug.

Me: i been smokin that spleeg
Friend: WHY ARE YOU SMOKIN THAT STUFF, YOU KNOW ITS BAD FOR YOU.
Me: spleeg is a fake drug dude, you just got busted.

by Superfly the magic man January 1, 2012

Spleeg

A beard

I bought a razor to shave my spleeg

by EnglishCreator October 14, 2022

yinkle spleeg

Basically when the
You know
when the

What the cheese, young fellow has doth yinkle spleeg'd his pantaloons

by Bigmightybollockbeans February 3, 2022

spleens the cat

Florida man's pet cat, also featured on Gray Still Plays in his sims videos, along with her good friend Tonsils.

You don't like Spleens the cat?!?!?!?!

by Ana.Love-Cathrine November 18, 2019

Spleens

A cat on every drug and has every Disease and slave to graystillplays

Who’s a good kitty spleens
(Demonic Noises)
Oh

by Spleens March 28, 2020