An invisible imaginary creature that manifests in the home's of bored children and adults.
A mischievous thing that likes to have fun by playing harmless tricks on people or doing things they are not supposed to do.
A Spleeg is not able or likely to cause harm to any living thing.
A Spleeg is welcome in most English home's and is usually a source of joy and endless entertainment for the fun and young at heart.
If the Spleeg is unlucky enough to appear to anyone averse or stodgy, they are a temporary minor inconvenience at worst and will normally move on when no attention is given.
" Henry wouldn't get dressed this morning, He was too busy chasing the Spleeg around the dining table"
" Ryan didn't really want a beer but the Spleeg said "meh,why not "
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.