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Is a big dirty blob of cum that fires out on you just like phlegm.
“I’m going to spleg all over your face

“Ew look at that big lump of spleg”

“Did he spleg all over your diddies
Spleg by Uncle PaddyTeddy May 7, 2026

Splagebbi 

Splagebbi is a variation of spaghetti, except those are covered in goo. Those pastas are the best thing Slimecicle ever ate. They are first used in the "Cooking Show" of the first episode in Generation Loss.
Ranboo: What is this?

Slimecicle: Oh!! It's splagebbi!
Ranboo: *look of disgust*
Splagebbi by Frowst June 15, 2023
A mixture of sket and slag
That girl over there is a skleg
Skleg by LOWKEY_SKLEG February 19, 2019
A penis, especially a small or disgusting one. Used to describe a person, similar to dick. However, whereas dick is used to describe a rude or unpleasant person, a speg is a particularly gross or unlikeable person. A speg is clumsy, worthless, slow, ugly, or out of touch.
Chatroulette is full of dudes who think waving their speg around in front of the camera will get girls to show them their tits.

This team is a pack of spegs, no wonder we aren't winning.

Who let that speg in here?
Speg by Skrookum July 21, 2015
Another name for the penis. Can also be used to as a codename for pornography without others knowing the true meaning of spege.

Also, condoms can be referred to as spege-hats.

Pronounced Spedge, rhymes with sledge.
Penis Form:
Jimmy: IMA POKE YOU WIT MY SPEGE
Abi: NOOOOOOOO ok go on

Porn Form:
Gooch: Jimmy, I got some spege on my phone!
Jimmy: No thats not cool gooch....
Gooch's Dad: You know I read urban dictionary too, Gooch...
Spege by The jimbonator June 22, 2009
this is an instance in which your cigarette is mangled and bent but in no way is the paper broken, making the cigarette still smokable. taken from the former anime series cowboy bebop in which spike spiegel's cigarettes are always mangled but remarkably still intact enough to smoke.
dude that cigarette is so spiegeled
spiegeled by chalupaa February 25, 2010