Splerf

When you jizz in your hand, then slap your face out of confusion and excitement
"After giving myself the reach around, the pleasure was so intense I completely splerfed myself!"
by Matt Markel May 20, 2008
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splerf

similar to a spliff but much fatter.
"wanna roll a spliff?"
"no, i wanna rolla splerf"
by the magic ferret August 04, 2006
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