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Splanding 

Somewhere between sitting and standing is the spland!

To spland is to understand the universe... to be in perfect balance and harmony.

Splanding techniques vary but usually requires assistance from a drug like MDMA combined with a psychedelic - you must be loose but also attuned, leaning without recognising gravities influence.

Many try but not all succeed.
Did you see michael list night? He was proper splanding
Splanding by CaptainSpland July 2, 2020

spending amnesia 

Trying to recall where and when you spent all your money normally when that said money is needed. Occurs because of bad spending habits and fucking awesome party nights.
"Dude, I'm so bad with money! It just disappears."

"You might have spending amnesia. I remember you lost at beer pong then hit the pubs with those trannys.'"
spending amnesia by whydee September 16, 2011
Word of the Day on September 17, 2011

spending the morning gold 

The first piss of the day.
I always begin my day by going to the toilet and spending the morning gold.

Splendinitis 

Splendid- wonder or joy

Itis- inflamation of

Splendinitis- the inflamation of wonder or joy
When i am with the SUPERGROUP of friends I often feel splendinitis.
Splendinitis by Fritzy Pants July 7, 2011

spandling 

when you let your dogs out and wear sandles while wearing a studious piece of denim(pants)
sandles+pants=spandle
what the fuck bro the teacher is spandling rn
spandling by candle+paperpack January 30, 2023

Splending 

Splending is an extension of the adjective word splendid only with a little more zing and ding!

1. gorgeous; magnificent; sumptuous.
2. grand; superb, as beauty.
3. distinguished or glorious, as a name, reputation, victory, etc.
4. strikingly admirable or fine: splendid talents.
5. excellent, fine, or very good: to have a splendid time.
6. brilliant in appearance, color, etc.
That roast dinner was splending
Splending by mwoody October 16, 2009