Splendinitis

Splendid- wonder or joy

Itis- inflamation of

Splendinitis- the inflamation of wonder or joy

When i am with the SUPERGROUP of friends I often feel splendinitis.

by Fritzy Pants July 7, 2011

Gluteal Spreadinitis

The spreading of the gluteus maximus in women when they out grow their teen years. When a women eats too much and her ass grows larger and larger.

My ex-wife was stricken with Gluteal Spreadinitis after eating too many Twinkies and Ho-Ho's.

by farting dumb ass March 12, 2009

spendonitis

The ailment that people, and especially women, suffer from around Christmas time that makes them want to wait in line for hours on end, buy unneeded items compulsively, and charge up their credit cards until they have to file for bankruptcy.

My wife spent $5000 on gifts on Black Friday. She's got an extreme case of spendonitis.

by DYZ4035 February 27, 2012