Spleaches

To try and give a speech and fumble the words

I was trying to read my Vows and all that came out were spleaches

by Jokeaholic May 25, 2018

smileaches

The most wonderful ache that there is. Caused by just being with, thinking about, talking to, or simply looking at someone who is very special to oneself. The ache that never goes away completely because it has a perpetual effect on everthing else that you feel. Anyone who experiences a "smileache", never forgets it, and considers it to be a treasure to their being because the smilemaker is someone that you cherish every moment with, and who can brighten even the darkest moments of your day.

I have smileaches because everytime I think about you I smile. I guess that's why I'm always smiling.

by Buddy666 April 20, 2007

spleechless

When you are so speechless that you are too speechless to even say the word speechless.

I am SPLEECHLESS

by Jeff Goldblum 101 June 15, 2020

100 donut speeches

100 donut speeches is a misheard lyric from Taylor Swift’s song,The Archer. The true lyrics are 100 thrown out speeches.

“I’ve got a 100 donut speeches I almost said to you.”

by 100donutspeeches June 9, 2020

spleecher

A shrill, whistling fart, usually stinky and may be slightly wet.

Ed cut a spleecher that smelled like death warmed over.

by Cosmicstargoat February 4, 2004

speachless

Speachless is the extremely common way to improperly spell the word speechless.

Billy is a retard, he wrote the word speechless with an 'ea' instead of how it's actually spelled, with two e's. Speachless is how retards spell it.

by yitzhak25898891486322256 November 19, 2010

Spleach

1. Noun - A combination of splooge and bleach, intended for consumption.

2. Verb - The act of creating a large mess as a result of the release of bodily fluids.

When someone makes me mad, my initial reaction is to tell them to drink spleach.

Travis spent hours doing laundry last night because Jessica couldn't stop spleaching on the bed.

by Gil Fries May 21, 2016