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To regally expel.
I got splached by two turkeys in a fruit pie. NO two puppies and a fruit fly.

Keep yourself covered in high risk splach environments.


Splached by Ovulatron January 11, 2009
Words you can keep
splached: drug out into the street and shot.
If you cheat on someone you deserve to be splached.

hey kevin did you hear about that girl that got splached last week?

yo you took my armadillo you deserve to be splached.

splached by goretastic March 24, 2009

splashed 

ZK got splashed last week
splashed by ks4 May 14, 2019

splanched out 

"Splanched" is a portmanteau word combining "spent" and "blanched". To say that someone is "splanched out" is to say he looks like he's been through the ringer; that he's pale, drawn, slightly unwell; like he's just undergone a draining personal ordeal; like he's just seen a ghost.
"Wow, have you seen Calvin? He just got back from Japan where he was searching the bins for old vinyl copies of Libby Titus' second album and he looks totally splanched out.
splanched out by chintzy March 7, 2007

Splashed 

Getting stabbed so hard that it looks like as if you were splashed with your own blood.

It's more prominently heard in the UK drill scene.
Play for the Pagans - Teewiz got splashed and died, and I don't feel sorry for his mum.
Gentleman - Pull up crash, and I'm wetting 'em . Dip, splash when I'm getting 'em
Splashed by L3gion Legacy February 4, 2021

Got Splacked 

Saying that someone lost a fight very badly (perceived as a knockouts) or has been jumped by more than one person.
Usually used to promote the "winner" of the fight and to embarrass the "loser".

(This could happen to one, if one is chilling in the "wrong neighborhood" knowing one is not suppose to be there because one had somehow offended people in the past.)
Jerome: Remember Terio from gym class?
Ryan: Yeah the big kid with the afro?
Jerome: Well, I heard he's been texting my gf so I came up to him and asked him if he knew who I was and when he said yes, I straight up splacked him side of the head and he dropped in the middle of the cafeteria.
Ryan: Damn son! That n*gga got splacked for real. Remind me next time not to mess with you.
Got Splacked by Dfrenchpirate December 25, 2015

splashed 

Throwing acid at the person you dont like (opp)
Splashed an opp is when you get splashed with acid
splashed by ndichcushd February 14, 2018
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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