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smileaches 

The most wonderful ache that there is. Caused by just being with, thinking about, talking to, or simply looking at someone who is very special to oneself. The ache that never goes away completely because it has a perpetual effect on everthing else that you feel. Anyone who experiences a "smileache", never forgets it, and considers it to be a treasure to their being because the smilemaker is someone that you cherish every moment with, and who can brighten even the darkest moments of your day.

I have smileaches because everytime I think about you I smile. I guess that's why I'm always smiling.
smileaches by Buddy666 April 20, 2007
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smieches 

A Lot of love. a very sweet way of saying I love you to death.
leo my dear I just wanted to say that I thoroughly enjoy your company and I love you to smieches! So you better not move back to Argentina buddy!!
smieches by Leo C. July 9, 2006
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Spleaches 

To try and give a speech and fumble the words
I was trying to read my Vows and all that came out were spleaches
Spleaches by Jokeaholic May 25, 2018

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
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The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
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girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026