speached

a form of female ejaculation

I was going down on that bitch so hard, she just speached all over my face.

by suzannesugarbaker November 19, 2014

smeached

To ejaculate in ones ear canal

When she said "do anything you want" the asshole smeached her and now she has swimmers ear

by Leothaturd February 12, 2015

Splached

To regally expel.

I got splached by two turkeys in a fruit pie. NO two puppies and a fruit fly.

Keep yourself covered in high risk splach environments.

by Ovulatron January 11, 2009

speiched

To fuck up ones life and the lives of everyone around you. Usually involves loss of money, loss of social status, shame to yourself and shame to your family.

origin of the word: when personnel at a certain base in Iraq decide to put all morals aside and have sex with anyone and everyone, totally disregarding current family status in the states. once the person gets caught they get fucked by the regulations or "speiched" by the regulations.

Sean:"That married chick just got the train run on her by two fire fighters, that bitch is about to get speiched."

Brittany: "He kissed me cause I was sad, I didnt know he was married, one thing led to another, and I had my first anal."

Colin: "Whatever whore you are both about to get speiched."

by boo-thang April 10, 2010

splached

splached: drug out into the street and shot.

If you cheat on someone you deserve to be splached.

hey kevin did you hear about that girl that got splached last week?

yo you took my armadillo you deserve to be splached.

by goretastic March 24, 2009

Speeched

A word that doesn't exist even though google thinks it is.

Person 1: I just speeched into my microphone.
Person 2: You know thats not a real word right?

by @SUPERWORDMAN@ September 11, 2018