Jokeaholic's definitions

Straight sticking

Walk with your legs straight to avoid your butt cheeks rubbing together because of your butt crack is chafed

I was straight sticking all the way to my car cuz I had ass rash

by Jokeaholic May 25, 2018

Spleaches

To try and give a speech and fumble the words

I was trying to read my Vows and all that came out were spleaches

by Jokeaholic May 25, 2018