2 definitions by Jokeaholic

To try and give a speech and fumble the words
I was trying to read my Vows and all that came out were spleaches
by Jokeaholic April 12, 2018
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Walk with your legs straight to avoid your butt cheeks rubbing together because of your butt crack is chafed
I was straight sticking all the way to my car cuz I had ass rash
by Jokeaholic April 12, 2018
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