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splatter platter 

Performing oral sex while the recipient is eating a seafood platter and upon orgasm sqirts upon the consumer.
Ruth gave Danny a splatter platter after he brought home a nice sushi dinner.
splatter platter by Jorge queso October 22, 2010
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Splatter Platter 

The face of the woman on the receiving end of a bukkake party.
It probably took Molly a few hours to clean her splatter platter after last night's orgy.
Splatter Platter by HxC RiFF November 12, 2023

Attention Splatter Platter 

A woman, on occasion versatile male, who takes it in all holes and hands or facials from multiple males for attention. Tragically trapping her in a fearful place.
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splatter the platter 

Common term for having diahrea or loose stool.
After eating lunch at the Roach Coach, I had splattered the platter.
splatter the platter by Rick S. December 1, 2004

Splatter Patter 

Splatter pattern 

(N). The chaos of brown that goes all over the toilet bowl and the bathroom after eating extra spicy foods.
My good news john! What in earth did you eat? You left a splatter pattern all over the bowl. Clean it up now!
Splatter pattern by boggler November 3, 2023

captain's platter 

To pinch a fat load and/or diarrhea atop the toilet lid.
I had diarrhea and didn't have time to lift the lid, so I left a big soupy captain's platter.
captain's platter by Choadblower January 15, 2006
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
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