Splatingus 

(spla-ting-ous)

(A horse) that cannot griddy-up.

"omg that horse looks sick, and its fallen and cannot splatingus."

Splatingus by val!!<3 March 3, 2023

sploingus 

the god of everything. any mortal passing him will die in around 30 seconds max.

guy 1: man i sure do love sploingus

sploingus: أ ̢̢̛̛͍̫͍̥̖̣̖̪̰̤͈̈͌̈͑͒̆̎͜͜͝͠ن̴̢̛̠̮͔̘͍̣̼̦͓̦̩̗̖͐̅̓̎̓̋̿̍̊̾͝ا̵͚̺͚̱̽̈́͗͒̑͘ ̴̢̢̥͉̼̭̼̠̥̙̤̱̼͍͚͂أ̴̢̟̗͍̹̖̿̅̂̍̀̊͋ح̶̟̬̙̈́͛̽̀͆̀̍́͝͠ب ̛̣̥͕̦͉̼̙͎̽́̍͂͂̌̂͂́͗͗͛̕ͅك ̳̀ ̵̦̱̎̑̇̂̐̓̾͌̉́̑̔͒أ ̨̢̧̻̺̗͉̺̻̖͙̇̅̈̿̾ي̵̛̘̳̙̣͉͖̠̮̏̌̓̋̑͒͗͛̇̈́̑̚ض̵̵ً̡̡̳̗͚͖̭̼͚͔̳͉͓̙̟̰͇̈́̏̑̑͒̌͆̔̿̑͜͜͝ا̵̛̩̑͛͌̑͊̆̂̀ ̢̱̗̩̟̘͔̗̊̍̀̎̑̅͠ي̶̛͙̹̣͔̟̠̭̳̮͉̺͉͙̈̆̆͜͜ا̵̡̧̪̜̳̼̆͋̉̓̔͋ ̵̰̻̦̱͐͂͗̾̒͛̌ر̵̨̀̀̈̂͜ج̶̬̱̰̣͉̥̽͆̑̃̌͒̊̋͒̈́̊̈́̕ل̵̨͇̮̩͕̣͙̤͙̜̬̿͊͐́̉̀́̕͜ͅͅ ̴̢̢̡̛̯̰̺͖͙̆̽̀͌ͅو ̦͇́̔͋͋̽ا ͙̋͆̆͌̽͛̍̋͘ح̴̧̮̘̘̝̼̙͎͙̚͜د̴̝̝̖̭́̎̀

sploingus by narleniun June 11, 2022

splingus 

Basically a filler word for anything that is evident through context, or not. Can refer to any anime/inanimate thing.

" ayo pass me the splingus mane."

" aight, here."

splingus by lombardisimo April 1, 2021

sploingus 

The very definition of a chivalrous, selfless, heroic, and honorable man.

The type of man to jump in front of an armless, legless orphan to shield them from a hail of bullets.

person 1: "You know that guy in the movie The Thin Red Line who dies at the end? Real sploingus, always liked that character."

person 2: "Why are you telling me this in a wendy's bathroom, i've never even met you."

sploingus by Swaglord55 February 8, 2022

splangus 

Splayed Angus (see also Angus) and Angry Angus.

The deliberate widening of the anal opening to allow ease of penetration.

Rod bent over and showed Leroy his spalngus begging him to pleasure him with his 18 inch sausage. Clearly Rod has gAIDS (see gAIDS)

splangus by Angry Angus June 3, 2004

splingus 

The word for someone who is more than a chotch but less than a trump

Mr. pugliese is a splingus, because he doesn’t have a car

splingus by Dominik pugliese March 13, 2018

Splainus 

the splitting of the Anus.

Jerry's splainus happened from him falling on a stump.

Splainus by VynilAngel December 13, 2018