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splingus 

The word for someone who is more than a chotch but less than a trump
Mr. pugliese is a splingus, because he doesn’t have a car
splingus by Dominik pugliese March 13, 2018
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An internet cat. When you look at it you will feel warm inside because of its very pleasing aesthetic. :)
I just saw a pic of spoingus cat, very nice! I feel happy now.
spoingus by dlashy April 9, 2021
n. The recognition that the events of one's life are simply occurrences and do not exist as part of a larger narrative; i.e. that one's real actions, encounters, internal thoughts and struggles do not have literary symbolism or merit, that one is not a character in the movie of their own life. The opposite of main character energy. Philosophically related to absurdism.

adj. Of or relating to the above.
Person A: I used to analyse my actions according to a variety of ironic meta-levels. Then I realized that I am a normal person who has normal human emotions and behaviors, just like everyone else.

Person B: That's pretty splungus of you.
splungus by arkhamcycle December 6, 2021

sploingus 

the god of everything. any mortal passing him will die in around 30 seconds max.
guy 1: man i sure do love sploingus

sploingus: أ ̢̢̛̛͍̫͍̥̖̣̖̪̰̤͈̈͌̈͑͒̆̎͜͜͝͠ن̴̢̛̠̮͔̘͍̣̼̦͓̦̩̗̖͐̅̓̎̓̋̿̍̊̾͝ا̵͚̺͚̱̽̈́͗͒̑͘ ̴̢̢̥͉̼̭̼̠̥̙̤̱̼͍͚͂أ̴̢̟̗͍̹̖̿̅̂̍̀̊͋ح̶̟̬̙̈́͛̽̀͆̀̍́͝͠ب ̛̣̥͕̦͉̼̙͎̽́̍͂͂̌̂͂́͗͗͛̕ͅك ̳̀ ̵̦̱̎̑̇̂̐̓̾͌̉́̑̔͒أ ̨̢̧̻̺̗͉̺̻̖͙̇̅̈̿̾ي̵̛̘̳̙̣͉͖̠̮̏̌̓̋̑͒͗͛̇̈́̑̚ض̵̵ً̡̡̳̗͚͖̭̼͚͔̳͉͓̙̟̰͇̈́̏̑̑͒̌͆̔̿̑͜͜͝ا̵̛̩̑͛͌̑͊̆̂̀ ̢̱̗̩̟̘͔̗̊̍̀̎̑̅͠ي̶̛͙̹̣͔̟̠̭̳̮͉̺͉͙̈̆̆͜͜ا̵̡̧̪̜̳̼̆͋̉̓̔͋ ̵̰̻̦̱͐͂͗̾̒͛̌ر̵̨̀̀̈̂͜ج̶̬̱̰̣͉̥̽͆̑̃̌͒̊̋͒̈́̊̈́̕ل̵̨͇̮̩͕̣͙̤͙̜̬̿͊͐́̉̀́̕͜ͅͅ ̴̢̢̡̛̯̰̺͖͙̆̽̀͌ͅو ̦͇́̔͋͋̽ا ͙̋͆̆͌̽͛̍̋͘ح̴̧̮̘̘̝̼̙͎͙̚͜د̴̝̝̖̭́̎̀
sploingus by narleniun June 11, 2022

Shlingus 

Penile shaft and head. Otherwise referred to as shlong or shmeckle.
The baseball smacked him right in the shlingus!
Shlingus by Sam Mogel January 18, 2008
A good cat unlike bingus. bingus bit my ass
Cafe:Spoingus is the good cat of the week, cuddled very nicely
Cafe:bingus is the bad cat of the week because he bit my fucking ass that dumb cat
Spoingus by Crispy_lc January 10, 2022