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When you are rock hard, and then text a girl "Shabingus". Signifying that the guy is rock hard and might need help.
"Shabingus" Damn I guess Randal is rock hard right now.
Shabingus by Doom_42069 April 15, 2021
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“Shabingus” He said
“WHY NOW MAN
Shabingus by jacobisntsus April 16, 2021

Shmabingus 

The most manly word in the history of the English, Japanese and Canadian language. It is so manly that each time you say it you must punch someone or something in the face. It is also so manly that it is both a noun, verb, adjective and pooper scooper at the same time.
Mike: You guys, I'm Egyptian!
Megan: No way! So is Alex!
Jess: Alex is Egyptian! Bingo!
Alex: SHMABINGUS!
*punches Jess in the face*
Jess: You're so manly!
Shmabingus by IAMEGYPTIAN August 3, 2010
When you’re just absolutely throbbing hard.
Austin was like totally shabingus when he saw her.
shabingus by Beastmozart April 16, 2021
An act of shooting a basket ball the entire wrong way on purpose to hit someone.
Did you hear about John? He got shabingused by mark
Shabingus by Nevermor3 December 28, 2021

Splatingus 

(spla-ting-ous)

(A horse) that cannot griddy-up.
"omg that horse looks sick, and its fallen and cannot splatingus."
Splatingus by val!!<3 March 3, 2023