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splatfest 

A monthly tournament in the game Splatoon. Each participant must choose a team, for example, spongebob vs. Patrick. The tournament is region-specific, thus America and European countries do not have to compete with the vast hoard of ninja Japanese players from hell. The reward for winning is a bunch if snails and a mother and father who say they are proud of you but weep in the night
Yo, you getting in on the splatfest this weekend?

Nah, I smashed my Wii U after losing 300-0 to some Japanese dudes.
splatfest by binky bojangles May 31, 2016
Words you can keep

Splatfest 

A splatfest is where you pick a side and do turf wars to decide which one is better!
Person 1:Hey! What side are you on in the splatfest? I'm on Cake
Person 2: Nice! I'm on side ice cream!
Splatfest by Evilsquid_ April 14, 2022

Slayfest 

(n.) A period of time consisting of complete and uncontrolled slaying of a girl (or guy), usually following the end of a serious relationship
Savage 1: Yo bro my girl and I just broke up after 2 years together
Savage 2: Time to go on a slayfest then dude!!
Slayfest by C the Savage October 19, 2016

splatstick

Used to describe a motion picture with a suitably healthy dose of humor and gore. Derived from splatter (for blood) and slapstick (for comedy.
If you witness a flick were an arm gets cut off and gives the finger afterwards, or a priest kung fu kicks the heads off a bunch of zombies (as in Dead Alive-) those are prime instances of splatstick at its finest.
splatstick by Mike Falcigno October 18, 2003

slutfest 

A gathering of sluts....who services everyone there...no preference to gender
Hey Feaky F....there is a slutfest over on 5th Street...check it out..
slutfest by sweetzsug January 18, 2005

saltfest 

A specific time or situation in which a person is very salty or upset about something that has occured to them or affects them. It also might be a time period when someone is very ornery and impatient.
Mike: Hey, man. What did you get on that Trig test?

Pete: A 42. It's going to bring my average way down. It sucks!

Mike: Bet you're having a saltfest.
saltfest by Abbie Hicks June 16, 2008
Invented by a male for pro-male vocabulary.....to salute or honor your kitten by spraying or shooting massive amounts of cum...once...twice...constant...

An amazing and cum inducing fuck session.....word can also be used for an amazing group sex session....
"she was unreal....i had a major sprayfest...."

"usually that swinger/group thing is kinda lame, but last nite we were in the middle of a fuckin' sprayfest."
Sprayfest by The Loveman December 12, 2009
More from Urban Dictionary

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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