saltfest

A specific time or situation in which a person is very salty or upset about something that has occured to them or affects them. It also might be a time period when someone is very ornery and impatient.

Mike: Hey, man. What did you get on that Trig test?

Pete: A 42. It's going to bring my average way down. It sucks!

Mike: Bet you're having a saltfest.

by Abbie Hicks June 16, 2008

Saltiest of baes

When urban dictionary does not approve the word you want to add but accepts a shit load of bullshit from other people :(

Guy1: Dude how ya feelin today
Guy2: I am the saltiest of baes :(
Guy1: Oh, I won't bother you then...

by WoahNugget May 19, 2018

saltfist

Former Halo pro, and eSports team owner turned Apex Legends & RuneScape Ironman Twitch Streamer. Frequently convinces people to Google his username because it sounds provocative.

When I Googled "Saltfist" I was sure it was going to be something dirty on UrbanDictionary, or Blue Waffle, or something like that.

by Saltfist February 26, 2023

Saltiest Spittoon

When you drink the cum from the my little pony cum jar

My jar just filled, im going to have the saltiest spittoon and share it with my girl.

by Saltiestsweetest66 January 24, 2021

Saltiest Dog

The act of mastering the "trade" with the ladies. You are the saltiest dog meaning that you get the most action from the ladies. Also meaning you have no problem getting action.

Bro1:Did you see Carson Smith with those girls?

Bro2: ya he is the saltiest dog. He gets so much action.

by Hellothere24 August 6, 2015

the saltiest nut

Masturbating while crying.

“I busted the saltiest nut over Jessica yesterday”

by nottherealilluminati June 25, 2018