Splamoni

a small intestinal explosion caused by an excessive intake of frozen dairy foods...particularly those of Italian origin

After the gelato sampling party, Ellie had a bout of unexpected splamoni.

by Codorado314 December 27, 2010

spamoni

When in trouble, yell spamoni.

spamoni: the word you yell when in trouble. when being mauled by a bear in a wrestling cage, yell this for help, and stay calm.

by llamafattytwinkieboy August 27, 2008

spamoni

Vernacular commonly used to replace the popular phrase, "Thats what she said." When referring to a sexual insinuation.

" And now up pops the tool bar." "Spamoni!"

"It really hurt when I got out of the shower" "Spamoni"
"Hey, Scott why are you sitting on that wood?" "Spamoni"

by silence do good already May 26, 2009

spamoni

mike johnson's code word for hooking up

Mike texted her "spamoni" and she went over to his room.

by meow123xoxo January 28, 2014

Splamining your Spleeds

To describe having friends over and they're all stoned as fuck and doing dumb but funny shit

Wibigiblades..
Ok bro stop splamining your spleeds
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

by Aptolpraidolweeds December 9, 2020

Spamoni

A desert commonly served to wealthy children and adults at Italian resturants; a rich blend of different, flavorful ice creams

My best friend went to Sal and Judy's Italian resturant and said that the best thing they had was the desert, spamoni.

by Queen Bea October 18, 2009

Spamonition

The general feeling that the email you are about to open contains spam, even though the email is from a personal contact. Usually occurs when a friend's (real or facebook) account has been hacked.

As soon as I received they email from Sally, I had a spamonition that her account was hacked.

When I opened the email, I discovered that Sally had either opened an online pharmacy, or her account had been hacked.

by Jordan0517 March 1, 2010