Splamoni
a small intestinal explosion caused by an excessive intake of frozen dairy foods...particularly those of Italian origin
Splamoni by Codorado314 December 27, 2010
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spamoni: the word you yell when in trouble. when being mauled by a bear in a wrestling cage, yell this for help, and stay calm.
spamoni by llamafattytwinkieboy August 27, 2008
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spamoni
Vernacular commonly used to replace the popular phrase, "Thats what she said." When referring to a sexual insinuation.
" And now up pops the tool bar." "Spamoni!"
"It really hurt when I got out of the shower" "Spamoni"
"Hey, Scott why are you sitting on that wood?" "Spamoni"
"It really hurt when I got out of the shower" "Spamoni"
"Hey, Scott why are you sitting on that wood?" "Spamoni"
spamoni by silence do good already May 26, 2009
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spamoni by meow123xoxo January 28, 2014
Splamining your Spleeds
Splamining your Spleeds by Aptolpraidolweeds December 9, 2020
Spamonition
The general feeling that the email you are about to open contains spam, even though the email is from a personal contact. Usually occurs when a friend's (real or facebook) account has been hacked.
As soon as I received they email from Sally, I had a spamonition that her account was hacked.
When I opened the email, I discovered that Sally had either opened an online pharmacy, or her account had been hacked.
When I opened the email, I discovered that Sally had either opened an online pharmacy, or her account had been hacked.
Spamonition by Jordan0517 March 1, 2010
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.