spamoni
spamoni: the word you yell when in trouble. when being mauled by a bear in a wrestling cage, yell this for help, and stay calm.
spamoni by llamafattytwinkieboy August 27, 2008
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spamoni
Vernacular commonly used to replace the popular phrase, "Thats what she said." When referring to a sexual insinuation.
" And now up pops the tool bar." "Spamoni!"
"It really hurt when I got out of the shower" "Spamoni"
"Hey, Scott why are you sitting on that wood?" "Spamoni"
"It really hurt when I got out of the shower" "Spamoni"
"Hey, Scott why are you sitting on that wood?" "Spamoni"
spamoni by silence do good already May 26, 2009
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Spamtonism
The Spamton religion. We worship our lord and savior spamton and tuck him into bed and read our god bedtime stories. come join us to praise the mosquito man, amen
"Who do you believe in?"
"I BELIEVE in the BIG [SHOT] Lord and Saavior spamton, JOIN [NOW!!] Spamtonism!.🙏"
"I BELIEVE in the BIG [SHOT] Lord and Saavior spamton, JOIN [NOW!!] Spamtonism!.🙏"
Spamtonism by ellgun October 16, 2021
Spagonia
A noun used for "good" things that bring pleasure. Tossed around a lot, the true and original use of the word is for "sexy women" and/or "marijuana".
When you see a sexy lady (or group of sexy ladies) walking down the street you would say, "Damn, check out those spagonias!"
When you wanna get high, and your looking for some weed say, "Hey man, you got some spagonia?"
When you wanna get high, and your looking for some weed say, "Hey man, you got some spagonia?"
Spagonia by Foret Boreal November 22, 2011
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