Jordan0517's definitions

Long Distance Diva

A strong spirited and saucy woman who is in a long distance relationship. Usually found in company of other Long Distance Divas sharing stories of their most recent same-city romantic conquest

Once she started dating someone out of state, she became a total Long Distance Diva.

by Jordan0517 February 20, 2010

Spamonition

The general feeling that the email you are about to open contains spam, even though the email is from a personal contact. Usually occurs when a friend's (real or facebook) account has been hacked.

As soon as I received they email from Sally, I had a spamonition that her account was hacked.

When I opened the email, I discovered that Sally had either opened an online pharmacy, or her account had been hacked.

by Jordan0517 March 1, 2010