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Spittakke 

When you laugh so hard you spit out your mouthful of cum

(Portmanteau of spit-take and bukkakke)
Dave's Frosty the Snowman joke landed so hard it made Wendy spittakke
Spittakke by KormitTheeFrOog June 6, 2023
A word that describes an urgent, out of nowhere, unannounced, duece attack.
"I was right in the middle of a board meeting when I had to take a Shittakee."

"Man I hope Jim is ok, he had to take a Shittakee."
Shittakee by tdub05 July 11, 2009

shitkakke 

When you're at work and people keep stopping by to drop off more shit for you to do. It just keeps coming and you can't dig out.
Much like bukkake but you're buried in work instead
You: Hey hun, how was your day?
Her: I got shitkakked today, everybody needed something and it just wouldn't stop.
You: Well, that's a hell of a story, now make me a sammich!
shitkakke by worked2death May 27, 2011

spittake 

A reaction upon hearing/seeing something humorous/suprising, where a person eating or drinking spits out their food or beverage. The term derives from a mix Spit-Take and bukkake. "Spittake" is pronounced "Spi-ta-kay".
After seeing a particularly funny post, Blivy spittaked Coca-Cola all over her computer screen.
spittake by Sikona September 22, 2005

spitakke 

Very much grade school: completely covering someone's face with spit, usually by two or more guys.
Play on words for bukakke.
Jim, to dripping faced Danny: What happened?
Danny: theree 7th graders did a spitakke on me!
Jim: Damb, son, go the fuck home & wash!
spitakke by cyberpope67,BC,Canada September 10, 2009

shittanked 

Man, I can't wait to get shittanked on Sara-Jean's birthday!
shittanked by partygrrl69xl February 9, 2006