spittake 

A reaction upon hearing/seeing something humorous/suprising, where a person eating or drinking spits out their food or beverage. The term derives from a mix Spit-Take and bukkake. "Spittake" is pronounced "Spi-ta-kay".

After seeing a particularly funny post, Blivy spittaked Coca-Cola all over her computer screen.

spittake by Sikona September 22, 2005

SPITTAKE! 

A comedy duo on Twitch.TV and YouTube consisting of Bizly and milomumbles, Jokes may or may not land.

Person 1: Oh man, I can't wait to catch the SPITTAKE! stream. When is the next one?
Person 2: Dude, the streams happen on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday at 7:30 PM EST.

SPITTAKE! by GodHatesCaleb March 23, 2023

Shittakee

A word that describes an urgent, out of nowhere, unannounced, duece attack.

"I was right in the middle of a board meeting when I had to take a Shittakee."

"Man I hope Jim is ok, he had to take a Shittakee."

Shittakee by tdub05 July 11, 2009

spit take 

A visual gimmick used in film and on stage where a person is surprised or taken aback by another's actions or words while drinking, and spits or sputters that liquid.

"He did a spit take when she told him she was pregnant."

spit take by Craig 119281 November 8, 2005

Spit-Take 

1) An action a person who laughs when drinking does. Rather than choking, they spit the liquid out in a plume.
2) An action. A Person who spits a loogie and lets it hang...before sucking it back in.
3) A street-fighting technique.
4) A troll who spits out a provocative/annoying post and then takes it back as a joke.

1) Drew Carey had a spit-take
2) "Man, you see that? He spit-taked a 3 foot loogie!"
3) To spit in someones eye as a diversionary tactic.
4) "U Suxxior!!!1!" and then after being a victim of a flame post, says "It was a joke!"

Spit-Take by Berrik November 19, 2003

shittake 

1. A type of mushroom.
2. Cover up word for 'shit'.

1. "Yum, I love shittake mushrooms!"
2. Person 1: Oh shit...
Person 2: What?!
Person 1: ...take mushrooms
Person 2. Oh.

shittake by Darth Bob December 11, 2004

shittake mushrooms 

(n.) My dad's version of shit when he doesn't want to use the real swear word.

Me: Cris was telling lies to me today.
Dad: Did you tell her she's full of shittake mushrooms?

shittake mushrooms by G-Nuh August 21, 2006