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A sexual act where two men enter a woman at opposite ends giving the illusion that said woman is impaled on a spit rod. A common practice with swingers and best friends.
Dude! Your girlfriend is SO HOT!! Can we spitrod her together?
Spitrod by nolimit_24 April 12, 2009
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spitzed on 

led down the WALK OF SHAME when your husband is FORCED to confess his hooker obsession
After my husband was drugged and robbed in our apartment by a hooker, he had to file a police report and confess his "indiscretions". The police took the co-op's security video and suddenly everyone knew he paid for sex with strangers. And me? I was spitzed on! Pushed down the WALK OF SHAME. It was HIS dirty laundry, but people stared at ME.
spitzed on by VIZMA March 12, 2008
past tense of spit, similar to hurted
she spitted on my dick
spitted by ThatRealOneGuy April 30, 2019
past form of verb "spit"
I spitted on sandwich.
spitted by nan111 July 12, 2019

spitrodding 

In sex, when a woman is made to sit on her hands and knees in order to be penetrated at both ends by two men, making her appear as if she is impaled on a spit rod.
Yo man. Your girlfriend is so hot! Ever thought about spitrodding her?
spitrodding by nolimit_24 July 6, 2007
to be shit on and or denied after trying to ask out a girl over a text
James just got spitzed when Mia completely shut him down after he asked her out over a text (fag)
Spitzed by Mia Spitz December 24, 2009
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Larpenomics

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Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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