(n) The act of throwing a skits, shit fit, spit the dummy, go nuts. Spitfits occur through open dialogue and multimedia where the Spitfee screams out accusations, assumptions and cruel words which are demeaning to the victims gender, ethnicity and intellect. Vents of clear saliva takes place when a person is having a Spitfit.
An abundance of overwhelming complex situations trigger a Spitfee to make atrocious outbursts which makes them look like sadistic morons especially when things don't work out the way they had hoped.
Cruel words can be as damaging to a person as Spitfire planes were damaging to innocent human beings.
An abundance of overwhelming complex situations trigger a Spitfee to make atrocious outbursts which makes them look like sadistic morons especially when things don't work out the way they had hoped.
Cruel words can be as damaging to a person as Spitfire planes were damaging to innocent human beings.
A Spitfit reveals a lot about a persons character and usually results in loss of friendships.
Example:
Bobby: "Here's that book I promised to lend you"
Zane: "You're one day late you fucking idiot. I told you that I needed it Tuesday not Wednesday"
Bobby: "Sorry mate, I've had one hell of a week and I lost track of time because I've been so busy"
Zane: "Fuck off, you lying prick. I don't believe anything you say anymore, you make me sick with your excuses"
Zane: "Excuses! WTF, You ungrateful jerk. I've been nothing but a loyal and kind to you. Your Spitfit has made me realize that I've been giving you credit far more than you deserve, just stay away from me before I wreck that lame face of yours"
Example:
Bobby: "Here's that book I promised to lend you"
Zane: "You're one day late you fucking idiot. I told you that I needed it Tuesday not Wednesday"
Bobby: "Sorry mate, I've had one hell of a week and I lost track of time because I've been so busy"
Zane: "Fuck off, you lying prick. I don't believe anything you say anymore, you make me sick with your excuses"
Zane: "Excuses! WTF, You ungrateful jerk. I've been nothing but a loyal and kind to you. Your Spitfit has made me realize that I've been giving you credit far more than you deserve, just stay away from me before I wreck that lame face of yours"
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Dude 2: WTF MANNNNN!!! BITCH!! OIAHDOASIHFSJ!!
Dude 1: Chill man.
Dude 2: OMFG NO WAY YOURE SO FUCKING MEAN *does two backflips* god!!!!
Dude 1: uh whatever. .
Dude 2: OMG DONT USE THAT TONE WITH ME YOU MOTHERFUCKAAA *rolls on the floor*
Dude 1: *calls dude 3* "Dudeee. 2 totally just had a shitfit."
Dude 2: WTF MANNNNN!!! BITCH!! OIAHDOASIHFSJ!!
Dude 1: Chill man.
Dude 2: OMFG NO WAY YOURE SO FUCKING MEAN *does two backflips* god!!!!
Dude 1: uh whatever. .
Dude 2: OMG DONT USE THAT TONE WITH ME YOU MOTHERFUCKAAA *rolls on the floor*
Dude 1: *calls dude 3* "Dudeee. 2 totally just had a shitfit."
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Liam had his life ruined by "Doing a Spitfire" by going on MSN to a load of guys he thought were girls and fingered his bot bot, which was then PrtSc and uploaded onto a dnb forum! "Ah f*ck, i've been Spitfired"
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by Cimmy Mae May 3, 2008
Get the Spitfire mug.1. Frontline fighter plane for Great Britain during World War II. Widely regarded throughout its long and well-developed life as a masterpiece of the avionic arts; a graceful-yet-deadly dogfighter and a peerlessly beautiful design.
2. Small, affordable convertible roadster built by Triumph from 1962 until 1980. Designed by Giovanni Michelotti, mechanically based on the Triumph Herald sedan. Named in honor of the British fighter of the same name (see above). Early models suffered from a flawed rear suspension design; later cars had the life sucked out of them by the company's inadequate responses to US emissions and safety rules. Still a popular club and vintage racer and "gateway drug" to the joys and pains of classic-car ownership.
3. High-spirited, outspoken female; usually loud, lusty, lovely and pretty much untouchable. Often red-haired.
2. Small, affordable convertible roadster built by Triumph from 1962 until 1980. Designed by Giovanni Michelotti, mechanically based on the Triumph Herald sedan. Named in honor of the British fighter of the same name (see above). Early models suffered from a flawed rear suspension design; later cars had the life sucked out of them by the company's inadequate responses to US emissions and safety rules. Still a popular club and vintage racer and "gateway drug" to the joys and pains of classic-car ownership.
3. High-spirited, outspoken female; usually loud, lusty, lovely and pretty much untouchable. Often red-haired.
1. A Spitfire overflew the pattern at Oshkosh to great applause and appreciation.
2. Call Nigel at the garage; the Spitfire's ignition system is acting up again.
3. Damn, that Cora is a spitfire. I'd tell her how much I want to get into her pants but she'd smack me silly.
2. Call Nigel at the garage; the Spitfire's ignition system is acting up again.
3. Damn, that Cora is a spitfire. I'd tell her how much I want to get into her pants but she'd smack me silly.
by Patrick from Astoria December 13, 2008
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(Noun) - MC revolutionized the rap industry, bringing phat beats and phatter lyrics to the streets of Brooklyn. He is seen to be wearing groovy glasses, and has the hair of a carrot. Like a carrot, every. SINGLE. ONE. OF. HIS. TRACKS. are razor sharp.
(Noun) - MC revolutionized the rap industry, bringing phat beats and phatter lyrics to the streets of Brooklyn. He is seen to be wearing groovy glasses, and has the hair of a carrot. Like a carrot, every. SINGLE. ONE. OF. HIS. TRACKS. are razor sharp.
Connor: Yo! You hear "MC Spitfire" new hit single "Corn"?
Topher: Ya bra, that tracks tripping shiiitt!
Topher: Ya bra, that tracks tripping shiiitt!
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