3 definitions by slurping jizz from a straw
An Atheist is a narrow minded and ignorant person who doesn't believe in the existence of god. A person who lacks depth, intelligence and spiritual nourishment to ever wonder what rattled the secrets of the cosmos? As Stephen Hawking once stated "What was god doing before the divine creation? Was he preparing hell for people who asked
such questions?"
Although the 'Supposed Universe' produced pseudo-intellectuals like Hawking, Darwin and other relevant theorists to our modern age, one does wonder how such theorists rejected the existence of god and revolutionised the idea of a 'BIG BANG'. The belief that somehow the universe created fundamental particles that coerced and established the solar system.
Since Atheists encourage intellectual questioning, I myself pose a question of mine. What created and allowed those particles to establish a 'BIG BANG?'
'NO ENTITY,' or perhaps 'SCIENCE?'
such questions?"
Although the 'Supposed Universe' produced pseudo-intellectuals like Hawking, Darwin and other relevant theorists to our modern age, one does wonder how such theorists rejected the existence of god and revolutionised the idea of a 'BIG BANG'. The belief that somehow the universe created fundamental particles that coerced and established the solar system.
Since Atheists encourage intellectual questioning, I myself pose a question of mine. What created and allowed those particles to establish a 'BIG BANG?'
'NO ENTITY,' or perhaps 'SCIENCE?'
The Darwinian theory of evolution merely states that humans are animals who evolved from the human like ancestors, the monkey.
Stephen Hawking, a theoretical astrophysicist, cosmologist, author and head of Cosmology at the University of
Cambridge, spent his lifetime investigating the creation of the universe, questioning the existence of god and higher power. His soul was taken at the All-Mighty's will, and that is one secret of the universe that Hawking or the likes will never be able to unravel.
An atheist is ignorant, arrogant, self absorbed simpleton. Dr Darrel Ray, a psychologist and author of the 'God Virus', states that morality isn't taught in religious books such as the Bible, Quran, Tawarah , the book of Mormons etc, and if that was true then we should be living in a trouble free society where crime is not prevalent. He also states to live in peace and harmony, one must separate religion from morality and one must adhere to a code of morality that western society has developed.
Stephen Hawking, a theoretical astrophysicist, cosmologist, author and head of Cosmology at the University of
Cambridge, spent his lifetime investigating the creation of the universe, questioning the existence of god and higher power. His soul was taken at the All-Mighty's will, and that is one secret of the universe that Hawking or the likes will never be able to unravel.
An atheist is ignorant, arrogant, self absorbed simpleton. Dr Darrel Ray, a psychologist and author of the 'God Virus', states that morality isn't taught in religious books such as the Bible, Quran, Tawarah , the book of Mormons etc, and if that was true then we should be living in a trouble free society where crime is not prevalent. He also states to live in peace and harmony, one must separate religion from morality and one must adhere to a code of morality that western society has developed.
by slurping jizz from a straw April 11, 2018
They really are the 'Greatest of all time'. They're the most interesting, lovable and entertaining pets one could ever have. Not only is goats milk nutritionally wholesome, but it contains so many health benefits, much more than cow's milk. It strengthens your immunity, protects your heart, anti-inflammatory and prevents toxins from accumulating in the body which is caused by extreme flatulence caused by cows raised for beef and builds strong bones.
Contrary to popular belief, mythical stories and silly songs, Goats do not eat anything and everything that isn't bolted down nor will they eat shoes, shelves and tin cans. Fact is, Goats are very resourceful and true survivors. They are supremely picky and choosy and only settle for the most nutritious that's available. While other livestock such as Cows and sheep feed off low-quality forage, goats will be like "This is a joke right!, you don't expect me to eat this shit. I'll lay on it, maybe pee on it, but I'm not eating this crap, call the sheep to eat it". Goats eat the most nutritional part and leave the rest for the sheep to wipe out. They enjoy munching on fruit and vegetables, plants, raisins and seeds and alfalfa, kelp meal and baking soda to helps their digestive system and stops bloating.
Put in the effort and get yourself a goat, the benefits are enriching and rewarding and they make great pets.
Contrary to popular belief, mythical stories and silly songs, Goats do not eat anything and everything that isn't bolted down nor will they eat shoes, shelves and tin cans. Fact is, Goats are very resourceful and true survivors. They are supremely picky and choosy and only settle for the most nutritious that's available. While other livestock such as Cows and sheep feed off low-quality forage, goats will be like "This is a joke right!, you don't expect me to eat this shit. I'll lay on it, maybe pee on it, but I'm not eating this crap, call the sheep to eat it". Goats eat the most nutritional part and leave the rest for the sheep to wipe out. They enjoy munching on fruit and vegetables, plants, raisins and seeds and alfalfa, kelp meal and baking soda to helps their digestive system and stops bloating.
Put in the effort and get yourself a goat, the benefits are enriching and rewarding and they make great pets.
Farmer: "Aren't these sheep sick of eating hay and Prince's dog food". "When the grass and weeds begin to sprout, I let them to forage but they prefer to eat rubbish"
Simone: "They're so used to eating low-grade hay and the goats remains, they're not capable of identifying good quality feed"
Farmer: "Yeah, I suppose so". Sheep might be fluffy, but they're freakin dumber than donkeys".
Simone: "We'll get rid of them after we shear them and invest in some goats, they're more beneficial. We can sell goats milk & Yoghurt, probiotic kefir, cheese, baby formula, goat soap, candles, beer, goat hide and mohair and cashmere".
Farmer: "Shit yeah, we'll be billionaires. We can sell the formula to the Asians!".
My Goat Dumbledore is truly the G.O.A.T.
Simone: "They're so used to eating low-grade hay and the goats remains, they're not capable of identifying good quality feed"
Farmer: "Yeah, I suppose so". Sheep might be fluffy, but they're freakin dumber than donkeys".
Simone: "We'll get rid of them after we shear them and invest in some goats, they're more beneficial. We can sell goats milk & Yoghurt, probiotic kefir, cheese, baby formula, goat soap, candles, beer, goat hide and mohair and cashmere".
Farmer: "Shit yeah, we'll be billionaires. We can sell the formula to the Asians!".
My Goat Dumbledore is truly the G.O.A.T.
by slurping jizz from a straw April 3, 2018
(n) The act of throwing a skits, shit fit, spit the dummy, go nuts. Spitfits occur through open dialogue and multimedia where the Spitfee screams out accusations, assumptions and cruel words which are demeaning to the victims gender, ethnicity and intellect. Vents of clear saliva takes place when a person is having a Spitfit.
An abundance of overwhelming complex situations trigger a Spitfee to make atrocious outbursts which makes them look like sadistic morons especially when things don't work out the way they had hoped.
Cruel words can be as damaging to a person as Spitfire planes were damaging to innocent human beings.
An abundance of overwhelming complex situations trigger a Spitfee to make atrocious outbursts which makes them look like sadistic morons especially when things don't work out the way they had hoped.
Cruel words can be as damaging to a person as Spitfire planes were damaging to innocent human beings.
A Spitfit reveals a lot about a persons character and usually results in loss of friendships.
Example:
Bobby: "Here's that book I promised to lend you"
Zane: "You're one day late you fucking idiot. I told you that I needed it Tuesday not Wednesday"
Bobby: "Sorry mate, I've had one hell of a week and I lost track of time because I've been so busy"
Zane: "Fuck off, you lying prick. I don't believe anything you say anymore, you make me sick with your excuses"
Zane: "Excuses! WTF, You ungrateful jerk. I've been nothing but a loyal and kind to you. Your Spitfit has made me realize that I've been giving you credit far more than you deserve, just stay away from me before I wreck that lame face of yours"
Example:
Bobby: "Here's that book I promised to lend you"
Zane: "You're one day late you fucking idiot. I told you that I needed it Tuesday not Wednesday"
Bobby: "Sorry mate, I've had one hell of a week and I lost track of time because I've been so busy"
Zane: "Fuck off, you lying prick. I don't believe anything you say anymore, you make me sick with your excuses"
Zane: "Excuses! WTF, You ungrateful jerk. I've been nothing but a loyal and kind to you. Your Spitfit has made me realize that I've been giving you credit far more than you deserve, just stay away from me before I wreck that lame face of yours"
by slurping jizz from a straw April 6, 2018