Spit-fit 

V. Throwing up the next morning after a long night of drinking.

"I have a feeling if anything goes in this body other than a sip of water ever 30 minutes I might have a spit-fit."

Spit-fit by Creator o' spit-fit phrase August 11, 2008

if no fit, put spit 

the contemporary pidgin-hawaiian mantra of applying spit to a male's genitalia when it will not fit in a female's genitalia.

"Son...i would like to have a little talk with you about sex.

if no fit, put spit."

if no fit, put spit by Dr. Ren_Ayanami, Ph.D January 27, 2005

make it spit to make it fit 

Used to describe a massive venomous snake, spitting it’s posion before it can enter a smaller cave like warm humid cave.

Make it spit to make it fit- “Man coca, I had to make it spit before I ducked that fresh puss the other day, too big to fit . Heep heep.”

make it spit to make it fit by Roca! March 3, 2018

With a bit of spit it, everything will fit 

The age-old secret of using a little saliva as a makeshift lubricant, turning the impossible into the possible.

It winks at the art of navigating tight squeezes and snug fits, whether in life’s little physical challenges or its more intimate encounters.

- Amazed that this phrase hadn’t been recorded yet, I felt compelled to share this ancient wisdom with the world. I could even win us the war agains the aliens oneway (along duct-tape, WD40 and tyraps).

“When the key wouldn’t turn in the lock, she leaned in close and whispered, ‘Remember, with a bit of spit it, everything will fit.’ And just like that, the door swung open as if it had been waiting for her touch.”

With a bit of spit it, everything will fit by Guydelastep February 26, 2024

Spitfit 

(n) The act of throwing a skits, shit fit, spit the dummy, go nuts. Spitfits occur through open dialogue and multimedia where the Spitfee screams out accusations, assumptions and cruel words which are demeaning to the victims gender, ethnicity and intellect. Vents of clear saliva takes place when a person is having a Spitfit.
An abundance of overwhelming complex situations trigger a Spitfee to make atrocious outbursts which makes them look like sadistic morons especially when things don't work out the way they had hoped.

Cruel words can be as damaging to a person as Spitfire planes were damaging to innocent human beings.

A Spitfit reveals a lot about a persons character and usually results in loss of friendships.

Example:

Bobby: "Here's that book I promised to lend you"
Zane: "You're one day late you fucking idiot. I told you that I needed it Tuesday not Wednesday"
Bobby: "Sorry mate, I've had one hell of a week and I lost track of time because I've been so busy"
Zane: "Fuck off, you lying prick. I don't believe anything you say anymore, you make me sick with your excuses"
Zane: "Excuses! WTF, You ungrateful jerk. I've been nothing but a loyal and kind to you. Your Spitfit has made me realize that I've been giving you credit far more than you deserve, just stay away from me before I wreck that lame face of yours"

Spitfit by slurping jizz from a straw May 22, 2018