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shititis 

1.a chronic bowel movement causing many unexpected trips to the toilet, similar to the squirts
2. having to shit more than usual on any given day
I was late for work due to a bad case of shititis.
All that beer and cajun food I had last night gave me shititis.
shititis by Andy A. July 28, 2008
(n.)- The act of freaking out including verbal profanity and flailing of arms and legs.
Dude 1: OMG, I hate you!
Dude 2: WTF MANNNNN!!! BITCH!! OIAHDOASIHFSJ!!
Dude 1: Chill man.
Dude 2: OMFG NO WAY YOURE SO FUCKING MEAN *does two backflips* god!!!!
Dude 1: uh whatever. .
Dude 2: OMG DONT USE THAT TONE WITH ME YOU MOTHERFUCKAAA *rolls on the floor*

Dude 1: *calls dude 3* "Dudeee. 2 totally just had a shitfit."
The act of a parent RANDOMLY yelling at you for absolutly no reason, or a stupid reason
Mom: Why didn't you park the car the other way? How many times....
shitfit by Bal3ygurl125 August 8, 2005

shitfinity 

An overwhelming amount of shit. A shitload many times over.

Etymology:

shitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshit
|
|---> shit times infinity
|
|----> shitfinity.
Shitfinity!

I have a shitfinite amount of work to get done by yesterday.

To shitfinity and beyond!
shitfinity by Refried February 22, 2004

Shititism 

1. The purposeful and unfair mistreatment of a subordinate, student, player, or child because of ill-feelings towards them.
2. The polar oppisite of favoritism.
Why do you always treat Owen worse than the other salespeople. That is shititism.
Shititism by jwill25 February 24, 2010

shitfit (n) 

The act of uncontrollable bowel movement due to the ingestion of anything that promotes diarrhea.
I had a major shitfit (n)

after drinking polluted water.
shitfit (n) by Gadget King November 17, 2011