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spitshine 

when a woman is giving you oral sex and then you blow your jism in her mouth, she then proceeds to spit it out on your cock and give you a handjob.
"Damn James i blew my load in Mary's mouth last night and then she gave me a spitshine."
spitshine by jack_black March 18, 2004

Indiana Spitshine 

You put a whole stick of butter up your ass and go for a lengthy run/jog. After the butter is warmed up and melted, you stick a ear of corn up your ass and butter the cob. Eat and enjoy
Hey bro, you gonna eat before your run?

No, I’m just gonna Indiana Spitshine
Indiana Spitshine by SmokeyCheeks August 13, 2022
A sexual act commonly performed by 2 or more inner-city transient African males involving the exchange of ejaculatory fluid/substance via anus/sphincter to mouth.
Yo, thanks ATM... I'mma call you spithash from now on.
spithash by JaqThaBlaqSaq February 22, 2011
'You're gonna get shitashi'd'
shitashi by Tomcat June 11, 2004

Spitshnoggle 

Spitshnoggle- Any event of bad timing, had something not happened a certain way, you would have benefitted or won or succeeded.
Spitshnoggled - past tense of spitshnoggle.

Spitshnoggle: to be royally screwed over

In some form or fashion by someone else!
Example1- standing in line to get a lotto ticket, and realizing you needed a pack of skittles, so you ask the person behind you to wait a sec while you get your skittles, but the instant you turned your back he bellied up to the counter and low and behold won the 35 million dollar jackpot.
Example 2- your mother (or father) dieing a year sooner then their parents and (since they passed away before their living parent) getting spittsnoggled out of their portion of equil shares of what the parent had left to the remaining kids.

(The kids that lost their mom or dad before the grandparents died, got spittshnoggled by the aunts and/or uncles)
Spitshnoggle by Drone2D2 December 7, 2016

spitalhofschule

A really good School in Ulm , Germany. Kappa
"Hey what school are you attending?"
"Spitalhofschule!"
"Oh..."
spitalhofschule by CaptainChancer February 25, 2019
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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