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spitshine 

when a woman is giving you oral sex and then you blow your jism in her mouth, she then proceeds to spit it out on your cock and give you a handjob.
"Damn James i blew my load in Mary's mouth last night and then she gave me a spitshine."
spitshine by jack_black March 18, 2004
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Indiana Spitshine 

You put a whole stick of butter up your ass and go for a lengthy run/jog. After the butter is warmed up and melted, you stick a ear of corn up your ass and butter the cob. Eat and enjoy
Hey bro, you gonna eat before your run?

No, I’m just gonna Indiana Spitshine
Indiana Spitshine by SmokeyCheeks August 13, 2022

spishing 

when i finish fishing in spanish i will use the fish to fish for fish cuz fishing in spanish is to finish fishing, when the spish go spishing for the fish and the fish go spish.
spishing is spish
spishing by gabcet April 3, 2021

Spit shine the coochie 

Spitting on your hand before going to town on a coochie
Example: “It was so dry down there I had to spit shine the coochie
The totally immense combination of the words 'spiffy' and 'bitching'!
Even though you look like a pimp in that pink jacket and oversized wicker hat, it's spitching!
Spitching by Whore McBitchwhip July 18, 2010

Spit-Shine the Old Water Pump 

Male Masturbation

The act of stroking one's own penis.
My girlfriend is on the rag so I had to go spit-shine the old water pump.

Spit Shine 

When masturbating, or recieving a hand-job, spit is put on the hands, and treated as a lubricant to stimulate the cock.
"My bitch gave me a spit shine lastnight, it felt so fuckin' good."
Spit Shine by Treble June 16, 2003
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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