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Indiana Spitshine 

You put a whole stick of butter up your ass and go for a lengthy run/jog. After the butter is warmed up and melted, you stick a ear of corn up your ass and butter the cob. Eat and enjoy
Hey bro, you gonna eat before your run?

No, I’m just gonna Indiana Spitshine
Indiana Spitshine by SmokeyCheeks August 13, 2022

spishing 

when i finish fishing in spanish i will use the fish to fish for fish cuz fishing in spanish is to finish fishing, when the spish go spishing for the fish and the fish go spish.
spishing is spish
spishing by gabcet April 3, 2021

Spit shine the coochie 

Spitting on your hand before going to town on a coochie
Example: “It was so dry down there I had to spit shine the coochie”
The totally immense combination of the words 'spiffy' and 'bitching'!
Even though you look like a pimp in that pink jacket and oversized wicker hat, it's spitching!
Spitching by Whore McBitchwhip July 18, 2010

Spit-Shine the Old Water Pump 

Male Masturbation

The act of stroking one's own penis.
My girlfriend is on the rag so I had to go spit-shine the old water pump.

Spit Shine 

When masturbating, or recieving a hand-job, spit is put on the hands, and treated as a lubricant to stimulate the cock.
"My bitch gave me a spit shine lastnight, it felt so fuckin' good."
Spit Shine by Treble June 16, 2003
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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