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When someone acts up you call them a spism
Person 1: *does something dumb*
Vinny: Spisms these days
Spism by THESHLONGDONG April 21, 2017

spicy butt 

(n.) - An uncomfortable and burning bowel sensation resulting from the intake of spicy foods.
After eating the spiciest order of pan roast, the guy came down with the worst case of spicy butt later that night.
spicy butt by Kaytan September 23, 2011

Spicy Speedbag 

When you are having anal (doggy style) with a girl you secretly dip your nuts in medium-hot salsa and proceed to fuck. The now spicy testicles hit the vagina repeatedly and propel the salsa in and around the vagina.
Girl: You wouldn't believe Chris last night he gave me a spicy Speedbag. I douched twice and it still burned!
Spicy Speedbag by SeñorChub April 13, 2014

Spicy Jerk 

The sadness induced masturbation caused by Law Enforcement's refusal to come to your aide after you report that your Lasagna is haunted by ghosts
The police told me: STOP CALLING! But I told them... I told th-Snort, my lasagnia eaten bai ghost! crying, I get sad, and do a Spicy Jerk! - Vargskelethor: Super Ghostbusters (Full Album), Track 5: Ghastbisten
Spicy Jerk by Egg-Z December 15, 2018

spicy boys 

ah, i got bitten by spicy boys again.
spicy boys by rinto May 14, 2016

spicy jesus

Spicy Jesus is when in a game of "Mario Party" every player has 0 coins and 0 stars except one. It would be a spicy jesus for the player that is not at 0 coins and 0 stars.
Dude Mario just totally got a spicy jesus.
spicy jesus by TheRealChrism December 19, 2017