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Officer: Do you have any weed?
Drug Dealer: Officer, no one even calls it weed anymore, its called spism
Drug Dealer: Officer, no one even calls it weed anymore, its called spism
by Ron M October 25, 2010
Get the spism mug.After some great head, she hockered up a megaload of spism
by funkusmungus October 23, 2011
Get the spism mug.The coma induced by working in front of a computer for more than 18 hours a day. Indicators include, red puffy eyes, tattoo's, drawn cheeks, piercings, pale skin, and red hair.
Remedies include: Sun, Surf, and/or Basketweaving.
The affliction is aggravated by continued computer use and/or Redbull.
Remedies include: Sun, Surf, and/or Basketweaving.
The affliction is aggravated by continued computer use and/or Redbull.
Fred: Dude did you see that?
Joe: What?
Fred: That chick is totally spism'd.
Joe: Naw, Jane is always like that, she works too much.
Joe: What?
Fred: That chick is totally spism'd.
Joe: Naw, Jane is always like that, she works too much.
by King Joe November 8, 2006
Get the Spism mug.The True definition: Severe neck pain, brought about by all too vigorous self-pleasuring, normally at point of release of the motherlode.
Worker: Sorry Boss, I'm not able to make it in today; got physio later, and i'm on pain killers for my neck problem.
Boss: Spasm, or Spism?
Worker: Spism - the missus was out shopping last night, so I took the 'bull by the horns' and it all went a bit wrong. It's agony.
Boss: Bad luck chum - next time dont clench too hard, and no German telly.
Boss: Spasm, or Spism?
Worker: Spism - the missus was out shopping last night, so I took the 'bull by the horns' and it all went a bit wrong. It's agony.
Boss: Bad luck chum - next time dont clench too hard, and no German telly.
by von hinton September 8, 2011
Get the Spism mug.An abnormally massive wave.
{On November 26, 2019 off the coast of Oregon (United States), 11 different satellite instruments designed to measure wave height, wave length and the direction of ocean swell systems, relayed real time and pattern delayed SAR and altimeter data providing conclusive evidence of the first ever observation of a Seismic Aqueous Waveform (S.A.W.). In the early 1800's, Sir James Clark Ross and British Naval Officer Count Fluervo of Korkyville presented an original postulate for Seismic Aqueous Waveforms (S.A.W.) suggesting that chaotic and abnormal deep sea land masses (what we now refer to as tectonic plates) were capable of colliding and dispersing an exponential quantity of kinetic energy resulting in oceanic swells up to 1950 feet high (conditions unknown at the time proximate to the mathematical equivalent/scale estimated during the Paleozoic Pangea fracturing events, circa 350 million years BC). The magnitude, span, volume and force of a S.A.W. is much greater than a Tsunami, hence a S.A.W. is also commonly referred to as a 'Supernami.'}
{On November 26, 2019 off the coast of Oregon (United States), 11 different satellite instruments designed to measure wave height, wave length and the direction of ocean swell systems, relayed real time and pattern delayed SAR and altimeter data providing conclusive evidence of the first ever observation of a Seismic Aqueous Waveform (S.A.W.). In the early 1800's, Sir James Clark Ross and British Naval Officer Count Fluervo of Korkyville presented an original postulate for Seismic Aqueous Waveforms (S.A.W.) suggesting that chaotic and abnormal deep sea land masses (what we now refer to as tectonic plates) were capable of colliding and dispersing an exponential quantity of kinetic energy resulting in oceanic swells up to 1950 feet high (conditions unknown at the time proximate to the mathematical equivalent/scale estimated during the Paleozoic Pangea fracturing events, circa 350 million years BC). The magnitude, span, volume and force of a S.A.W. is much greater than a Tsunami, hence a S.A.W. is also commonly referred to as a 'Supernami.'}
1. In 2019, a Seismic Aqueous Waveform was detected about 100 miles west of the California/Oregon coastline.
2. {Water cooler discussion begins} "Did you see the size of that Tsunami that nearly hit the California beaches this week?" {Conversational partner replies} "My friend, that was not a Tsunami, it was a S.A.W,, also known as a Supernami."
3. Sir James Clark Ross and Count Fleurvo of Korkyville were finally recognized for their research and position on Seismic Aqueous Waveforms (S.A.W.).
2. {Water cooler discussion begins} "Did you see the size of that Tsunami that nearly hit the California beaches this week?" {Conversational partner replies} "My friend, that was not a Tsunami, it was a S.A.W,, also known as a Supernami."
3. Sir James Clark Ross and Count Fleurvo of Korkyville were finally recognized for their research and position on Seismic Aqueous Waveforms (S.A.W.).
by Charitable Disguise December 19, 2019
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