Spiders-man 

He's a bunch of spiders! It's hilarious! BEST version of spiderman

Hym "Spiders-Man is the best! He's bunch of sentient spiders! He's a man, comprised of spiders! But it's still just him.... And not me Hym but HIM him."

Spiders-man by Hym Iam July 19, 2023

Covered in Spiders, Man 

AUGGGGHH! This completely original superhero is overrun with spiders! Action figure is 3.75 inches tall.

Spiders, Man figure may vary. Limit one per customer (if you buy more than one your order will be canceled).

Obvious Plant: Covered in Spiders, Man Is action figure spiders all over it

Obvious Plant

Covered in Spiders, Man by Your bob September 1, 2022

Spider-Man: no way home 

The reason junior grimes has a chance to become the MCU’s WOLVERINE

But if not, then hey, atleast it’s better than far from and homecoming, right ?

junior grimes WILL BE THE NEW WOLVERINE FOR MCU once Spider-Man: no way home gets a new post credits scene…idk probably in a deleted scene

Junior Grimes Wolverine: hey bub *smokes a cigar*

Spider-Man: no way home is the best Spider-Man movie” -junior Grimes

Spider-Man: no way home by Wtf even is a username??! December 27, 2021

Dirty Spider-Man

To masturbate while wearing a pair of worn unwashed panties over your head, with the gusset over the nose - so you can inhale all the heavenly glory.

Correct positioning of the leg holes either side of the eyes enables visual stimulation to be used as desired.

If the panties are heavily soiled with anus debris the act becomes known as a ‘Smelly Venom’.

Uncle Albert was in trouble with Rodney when he accidentally washed a pair of Cassandras knickers Rodney had been saving to have a ‘Dirty Spider-Man’ with.

Dirty Spider-Man by Marty the Hat May 7, 2020

Spider-Man PS4 

The greatest game of all time. No other game could come close to mastering the beauty of the game. 10/10.

Man 1: "I wish I could fuck this CD of Spider-Man PS4 right about now."
Man 2: "Woah, that copy of Spider-Man PS4 does not deserve you, dude."

Spider-Man PS4 by ohfrickicantbelieveyouvedoneth September 30, 2018

The Spectacular Spider-Man 

One of the best pieces of Marvel media. Period.

Bro do you remember when The Spectacular Spider-man used to air back in 2008?

Yeah man, good times.

The Spectacular Spider-Man by stuffthatonlyyouwouldsearch April 4, 2021

the spider man 

The act of a man ejaculating in his hand and flicking it in his woman's face like a spider web.

JD gave sally the spider man on her face in a fantastic fit of passion.

the spider man by Bukkake the porno clown November 9, 2006