Spiders Web
Having just relieved yourself in your hand; the act of then throwing your spunk across the room in the exact motion that Spiderman would release a web from his wrist.
Spiders Web by Clive Meanderson March 19, 2010
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spider web eyes
When the man drops his goo into a girls closed eyes and then she attempts to open them creating a goo web.
spider web eyes by skytripa October 3, 2007
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spider web
something a spider makes to live in. it is made up of lines of silky shit that come out of the spider's ass
spider web by mandy March 31, 2005
Iranian Spider Web
The act of taking one's ballskin, stretching it to its maximum diameter and suffocating a human being with it.
Tim: Hey Ryan, how was your day.
Ryan: Shut the fuck up you chodebucket.
Tim: Ryan, what are you doing with your balls? No, no, not the iranian spider web! NOOO! NOOOOOOOO!
RIP
Ryan: Shut the fuck up you chodebucket.
Tim: Ryan, what are you doing with your balls? No, no, not the iranian spider web! NOOO! NOOOOOOOO!
RIP
Iranian Spider Web by Joseph Tittlitch January 31, 2009
Spiders webbed
Spiders webbed by Beeds January 12, 2008
Spider's Web
You and the lads each buy individual electric fly swatters, sit in chairs, then place the electric fly swatters over your genitals. One of you then puts pornography on a phone or larger screen for all to view. The goal is to not get an erection, to therefore not get an electrocuted penis.
Spider's Web by j7mc July 30, 2018
Spider web pussy
Larry: Man this lady opened her legs in front of me and she said to fuck her, and I looked down and seen spider webs and I changed my mind. I changed my mind. I said I can't hit that old spider web pussy.
Spider web pussy by Everythingzen March 12, 2015
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