Spiders Web

Having just relieved yourself in your hand; the act of then throwing your spunk across the room in the exact motion that Spiderman would release a web from his wrist.

Rob: 'I'm going out with this slaggy girl, she loves it when I Spiders web in her face'

by Clive Meanderson March 19, 2010

spider web eyes

When the man drops his goo into a girls closed eyes and then she attempts to open them creating a goo web.

I went out with this chick and jizzed on her eyes giving her spider web eyes.

by skytripa October 3, 2007

spider web

something a spider makes to live in. it is made up of lines of silky shit that come out of the spider's ass

the spider in charlottes web made spider webs with words in them

by mandy March 31, 2005

Iranian Spider Web

The act of taking one's ballskin, stretching it to its maximum diameter and suffocating a human being with it.

Tim: Hey Ryan, how was your day.

Ryan: Shut the fuck up you chodebucket.

Tim: Ryan, what are you doing with your balls? No, no, not the iranian spider web! NOOO! NOOOOOOOO!

RIP

by Joseph Tittlitch January 31, 2009

Spiders webbed

A spider man like fling of seamen from one's hand onto the face of another.

Beeds, i just spiders webbed this sloot.

by Beeds January 12, 2008

Spider's Web

You and the lads each buy individual electric fly swatters, sit in chairs, then place the electric fly swatters over your genitals. One of you then puts pornography on a phone or larger screen for all to view. The goal is to not get an erection, to therefore not get an electrocuted penis.

"Hey man wanna do a spider's web?"

"Fuck no, dude it felt like I burnt my dick off last time."

by j7mc July 30, 2018

Spider web pussy

an elderly female that has not had dick in a long time and she gets spider web in her vagina.

Larry: Man this lady opened her legs in front of me and she said to fuck her, and I looked down and seen spider webs and I changed my mind. I changed my mind. I said I can't hit that old spider web pussy.

by Everythingzen March 12, 2015